An Amish story

An Amish family were in a mall for the first time. The boy and his
father were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having
seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this
in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and after a short pause, the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."