Least deserving newspaper frontpage headline of the day:
"Process Mohammed B. starts
MOHAMMED B. CHOSE HIS ACTIONS DELIBERATELY"
Well, yeah, he stabbed the guy multiple times and then cut his throat from side to side with a knife ... I mean ...
top five reasons why i didn't shovel my car out:
1. it's snowing again
2. it will most likely bloody snow forever
3. the spring is just not coming and i ain't going outside
4. the rapture is just around the corner and the world is coming to an end soon, who needs a car
5. i would shovel like an ass, leave, somebody would park right in my spot and i would never park again. instead, i would drive around in constant snowing until the rapture comes and hell swallows me in my car.
dagmaraka wrote:top five reasons why i didn't shovel my car out:
1. it's snowing again
2. it will most likely bloody snow forever
3. the spring is just not coming and i ain't going outside
4. the rapture is just around the corner and the world is coming to an end soon, who needs a car
5. i would shovel like an ass, leave, somebody would park right in my spot and i would never park again. instead, i would drive around in constant snowing until the rapture comes and hell swallows me in my car.
God told me to tell you that you will need your car during the tribulation that follows the rapture so you should get on your furry boots and start shoveling.....
Top Five Punctuation Marks:
1. Period
2. Quotation mark
3. Question Mark
4. Exclamation Point
5. Semi-colon
bear, i think i'm doomed. i have no furry boots. too bad. at least it's warm in hell. that's where i want to go.
Top Five Most Intimidating Dog Names:
1. Cujo
2. Hercules
3. Godzilla
4. Killer
5. Bootsie
top five bedsheets colors:
1. pink
2. raspberry
3. violet
4. purple
5. red
Top Five Slovak activities to do when in New York
1. Drink
2. Eat candle wax
3. Drink
4. Fall hopelessly in love with Kickycan
5. Drink
Top Five Reasons North Carolina Rules
1. Well, what can I say?
2. Michael Jordan
3. Barney Fife
4. A.C.C. Basbetball
5.Reasearch Triangle Park...drugs baby....
top five reasons not to go to NYC
1. people put their cats into freezers
2. people shave their areas and then boast about it incessantly
3. people there put pink sheets on their beds
4. people there have no respect for Slovaks
5. some of the people there are Kickycan
bear, you forgot 6. Chapel Hill !!!
when were you there dag? I was the first person to do karaoke at He's Not...I was there five years....
1994/95. The BEST year of my life. Squirrel Nut ZIppers, Southern Culture on the Skids were just taking off, we hung out (me and my sis) with all the musicians at all the bars of Chapel Hill non-stop. Awesome place.
Either me or one of my guys was doing karaoke at He's Not then....if you ever went there on Sunday you may remember that it was set up crowded into that back booth right by the big tv and my tv was in a stand in front of it....one night a member of the LaCrosse team got up and pulled out his pecker and pissed in my tv and sparks and smoke flew everywhere. The dumb shit. I was furious at the time, but it's pretty funny now. Not that much has changed around CH. Cave, Cats Cradle, both still there....Mark Burnett is still the owner...
By the way, Dag, do you want my Squirrel Nut Zipper CD?
