Achieving Inner Peace

I'm sending this to you because it definitely worked for me. By following the very simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

It read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So, today I've finished one bottle of scotch, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates, and a quart of rocky road. You have no idea how good I feel.

Pass this on to all all your friends in need of Inner Peace.