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Dutch woman marries herself

 
 
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Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2003 07:27 pm
Jennifer Hoes found a way to blend the two different Jennifers in one.
Will she ever divorce herself?



She loves herself, and will be faithful.
 
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Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2003 07:54 pm
Gosh!
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Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2003 09:12 pm
Makes me wonder -

Will she give herself a ring?
Will she kiss the bride? And which one is the bride?
Will she book a double room for her honeymoon?
Will she get a joint checking account?
Will her children look like her?

Food for thought .....
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Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2003 09:34 pm
chatoyant

& may both of her be very happy with the union! Very Happy
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Reply Tue 18 Feb, 2003 09:41 pm
kwel but alimony will be a bitch
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 12:09 am
If we go this route, do we get two exemptions on the tax return?
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 10:16 am
LOL

My biggest worry is the bigamy she'll incur in, if she marries anybody else.
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 10:51 am
Sounds like a nice big farce to shake the relatives down for gifts. She should have just come right out and said "I'm never getting married, but I want the china anyway. Buy me some."
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 11:08 am
Good idea.....
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Reply Wed 19 Feb, 2003 01:59 pm
Hmm, and I thought that multiple personality was a health condition and not a marital status...
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