WMD HUNTERS WILL FILL OUT EXPENSE SHEETS BEFORE exit

News Flash:

This just in.

Temperatures in Hell have reportedly dropped to their lowest levels in more then a generation. Thin coatings of ice have actually formed on some of the outer gates and icicles can be seen hanging over the cauldrons on the Western edge of the area.

When asked to comment on the present conditions, a Bush administration spokesperson said the President was taking a wait and see attitude towards this new information and because as yet they did not constitute a 'freezing over' condition, would not impact upon whether or not he would have to make any statements regarding his, quoting now, mistakeability.

We return you now to your regular stations.


Joe ( It would be nice if his nose grew or something...) Nation

FURTHER EVIDENCE

CAIROO ILLINOIS
Jan 12, 2005

Mr ARliss Swope , who runs a farrowing operation nortth of Cairo has reported that his prize POLAND CHINA Sow, Gertrude, has delivered a dozen little piglets. These piglets were delivered without incidentt on Wednesday evening. There is one unusual feature aboutt thee piglets however. The little piglets each bear a fully formed stt of wings complete with feathers.
Mr Swope said, when interviewed.
"sumtins goin on here. This aint happened since Nixon"

I too was taken aback by the news blurb on Yahoo...I was thinking...Doh!

Re: WMD HUNTERS WILL FILL OUT EXPENSE SHEETS BEFORE exit


No. He has already said he would have done it anyway.

vn ifn he were wr..... wr.......wr......?