or Panty Hose.
Never go shopping for Panty Hose.
It is impossible to find an egg which has the correct combinations of size, shape, color, toe something or other, plus waist band blah blah blah AND whether it's patterned, fishnet or sheer, semi-sheer, nude, or
(wait...once I hit the word 'nude' I have to start over.)
Joe(can't we just spraypaint your legs for once?)Nation