Gus, I was one of the drivers smitten by the sight of your naked buttocks, seperated only by a thin strip of leather. It was almost as if the heavens opened up and shown down for just the briefest of seconds...God smiled down upon me that day, and I am blessed because of it.
Um, Gus? I have a question. Doesn't that thong fit kinda funny since the chupacabra ate your left testicle a coupla months ago?
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Just wondering.
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I'd hate for you to be uncomfortable.
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Especially in front of the tourists.
Nice!! I only wish I could be there in person to catch a glimpse of such a beautiful vision.
