my boobs are uneven- - VERY UNEVEN!

edit: shesixteenidonotknowhatiamtalkingabout

unfortunatly, there isn't anything you can do other than plastic surgery. My best friend has this problem and it bothered her for a while until she realized that she either needed to get over it or get plastic surgery.

You can always buy the outside of your body implants. They are the jelly like inserts that you can put in your bra. That way, you will look even. And by the time you are letting someone into your shirt, you should be comfortable enough with them and with your body to let them know your sensitive about the whole thing.

By the way, how old are you? There is a possibility that this will change in time.

There's nothing gross or even unusual about that. Perfectly symmetrical boobs are the exception, not the rule. A delightful find, but hardly important.

naturally , the human body isnt perfectly symmertical! little tid - bit of useless knowledge.
But the diffrence is so small in about 60% of the population that it goes unnoticed to the naked eye.

naked eye.. haha.. i made a pun.
>sigh<
I cant even make myself laugh at that.

any-who.
Seriously, if they are tremendously uneven CALL YOUR DOC . Obviously there is something wrong . If it is just a little bit.. maybe an inch or so? that was more then likely there before the surgeory ( fat deposits, milk ducts etc..) And only now are you noticing the diffrence because everything is .. well.. amped up.

im only 16. i think the reason my boobs are so big is because im a little overweight.when i lose weight my boobs will probably go smaller. do you think they'll be even when they do?

You're boobs are probably not big because you are overweight (by overweight what do you mean? 50lbs overweight or 10lbs overweight?). Chances are, you're boobs are big because nature made them that way.
It's possible that they might even out.. But then again, they might say proportionate. You're body is still changing so maybe you should talk to you doctor just to address the concern. I don't think that there is anything wrong with you. I know that it can be embarrassing but the smaller one may very well "catch up" to the bigger one.

oops..

I read this post to mean that you already HAD surgeory....

oh lord..
I cant read. hehe
Sorry!

Don't mind shewolf, she ruins everything.

Type of person that accidentally calls masculine looking women "sir," and makes Jew-bashing jokes in front of holocaust survivors.

We'll just ignore you, Shewolf. Thaaaaaaaaaaaaanks.

So i guess the wedding is off?

Step 1: Talk to your mom. She'll understand.

Step 2: Go to the bra department of a good store where a good salesperson can help you find a bra that will work for you to minimize the difference.

Expect to spend some money (thats another reason why you need to talk to your mom)

Honestly, most women wear the wrong bra. The right bra can make a big difference in how you feel and how you look.

I had a friend who had to have a masectomy. She had one boob on one side and no boob on the other side but only the people who really knew her had any idea.

That depends on two things:

1) Do you have a lot of money,

and,

2) Can you bring home hot female porn stars?

If you answer "yes" to either, or both these questions, I'll consider. But I'm in high demand, so I need at least.....17 minutes before I can commit.

I used to have a girlfriend with distinctly uneven boobs, so it might not go away. On the other hand, it wasn't a problem to me, though she might have been a little more aware of it than she should have.

If a guy judges you by your boobs then he doesn't want you he only want your boobs yes they will eventually even out but 4 right now u shouldn't worry

Motorhead, helloooooo
that post is from 2004 and I am certain that 16 year old from then, has
had plenty of time to get over it!

I just thought I'd mention this in case anyone else wanders into this thread...

My friend K has a type of very invasive breast cancer. The first symptom was that one of her boobs quite suddenly got very much larger than the other. She's in chemo now but will have to undergo a double mastectomy in the near future.

Next time I see anyone ask a question like this one I'll tell them to go see a doctor and ask for an MRI. K's didn't show up on mammograms.