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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 04:13 am
What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone?

An optimist.
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 04:13 am
Look out Kicky!
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 04:13 am
How do you know when there's a trombonist at your door?

His hat says "Domino's Pizza"
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 04:14 am
How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist?

He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 04:14 am
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does it.
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 04:15 am
How many singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2005 04:43 am
How many Satanists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, let the DARKNESS reign! Twisted Evil
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Twisted Evil
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