when i get lonely and i cannot sleep
i put my fuzzy slippers on my feet
sometimes it works yeah
but sometimes not
depending on the kind of
loneliness i got...
I mean, I want to do some more writing on my horror novel that will never ever be published but that I still think might turn into something as good as any of these hack-ass bullshit writers out there making bundles of money for their unoriginal garbage.
Actually, this story starts out with a sex scene. I felt like that would be a good way to rope people in. Maybe it ain't the most original idea in the world, but sometimes you gotta go with what works.
you can make a list of things readers are most likely to go for, create a template, and then pump them out like there's no tomorrow. i guess it's already done that way. but you can perfect it according to your likes.
I'll get the nose plugs or do you prefer what the cornoners use - I think it's formeldahyde?
Dang it, had to edit!:
Thought I'd leave the measuring to you, Luc-, after all, the devil's in the details!