Gus! How wonderful! Thanks for sharing your good news!
I'm sure the square, green testicle won't affect your sex life in the slightest. I'm sure the women near your swamp have long since come to expect the strange and unusual from you.
Not only are you more f%#ked up than I am...but by at least tenfold.
Gus, next time you're talking to some chicks and they bring up they want to do naughty things to Santa, you throw on that Santa suit quicker than you guzzle a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon. I mean, it's red so the blood stains probably aren't that noticeable.
So what if it's squarish, a bit squashed & the wrong colour! Better than NO left testicle to speak of, don't ya reckon?
