I'd also like to add:
If it weren't for gay men, our weddings wouldn't be nearly as fabulous. And any bridezilla against gay marriage needs to shut the fuck up: your linens wouldn't match the tones of your reception venue, the flower arrangements would be tacky, and the crab cakes would be served lukewarm.
All humor aside though, it's tragic. An industry teeming with gay men with, no doubt, their dream marriage scenario planned out to the last detail, but no hope for realizing it unless they move northeast.
Quote:What a fucking joke you are, John.
Is this a recent discovery?