John Kerry walks into a bar...

Edit [Moderator]: Moved from Politics to Humor.

John Forbes Kerry walks into a bar. He says hello to the bartender, sits down, orders a scotch, and starts drinking.

Ten minutes later, a horse walks into the bar, orders a scotch and soda, and sits down next to Kerry.

The horse turns to Kerry and says,

"Hey, fella? Why the long face?"