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If A2K were an army (or two) ... Who would you have where?

 
 
nimh
 
Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2004 11:44 pm
We once had a thread about which a2k'er you'd vote for president, or something like that ... now, varying on a theme ... this topic seemed appropriate for the moment ;-)
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Odd Socks
 
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Reply Mon 1 Nov, 2004 11:47 pm
( innocent look) but I'D NEVER think about converting fellow A2Kers into cannon fodder.

Not many, anyhow

FOr myself, i'd be the one selling weapons to both sides. HAHAHAHA
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 01:52 am
Er - I don't know which positions armies play, as it were......
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 05:49 am
I volunteer to guard the rear - from my home.
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 05:54 am
Nopes. Anything do with rears is my job
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 06:03 am
Oops - Sorry, gautam. I will just go back to sleep then.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 06:08 am
There are a couple of A2Kers that I would be happy to guard! Very Happy
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 06:34 am
I'd be keen to deal with strategic issues...and/or motivation of the troops.

I took a course at university called "War, Peace & Global Security" but I'd need Setanta to provide me with more historic information on which to base plans!

Safecracker is a military man, so he's definitely on the list of prime candidates for command/training the novices.

KP
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 07:07 am
My duties as a sonarman definitely make me a prime candidate to water my banana trees.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 07:22 am
I would capture nimh and PDiddie.

I would infect BBB's computer, so she couldn't access any more articles and post her propaganda.

Meanwhile, I would take pictures of PDiddie and superimpose him shaking hands with Bush--spreading them all over the A2K pages, with balloons coming out of his mouth like, "I can't believe I was so wrong about you! Why didn't I think for myself, instead of believing that liar, McAuliffe!!" Pictures of PDiddie fishing with the Bush family...

I would put nimh in a room (nicely decorated and with sandwiches, of course) with a huge screen, playing Kerry's voting record and conflicting statements, until he realized Kerry's Presidency would be a disaster. (This should take 20 minutes...) Then, I would hold a press conference and let nimh explain in detail the horrors of a Kerry Presidency.

This should sway everyone else.

PDiddie's pictures would zap the mindless--nimh would sway the thinking opposition.

Ah. Victory.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 07:24 am
Lash wrote:
I would capture nimh and PDiddie.

I would infect BBB's computer, so she couldn't access any more articles and post her propaganda.

Meanwhile, I would take pictures of PDiddie and superimpose him shaking hands with Bush--spreading them all over the A2K pages, with balloons coming out of his mouth like, "I can't believe I was so wrong about you! Why didn't I think for myself, instead of believing that liar, McAuliffe!!" Pictures of PDiddie fishing with the Bush family...

I would put nimh in a room (nicely decorated and with sandwiches, of course) with a huge screen, playing Kerry's voting record and conflicting statements, until he realized Kerry's Presidency would be a disaster. (This should take 20 minutes...) Then, I would hold a press conference and let nimh explain in detail the horrors of a Kerry Presidency.

This should sway everyone else.

PDiddie's pictures would zap the mindless--nimh would sway the thinking opposition.

Ah. Victory.


I think this belongs in Kicky's nightmare thread :wink: Laughing Shocked Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 08:37 am
LOL
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George
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 08:39 am
Farmerman for General. He's already got the uniform.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 08:52 am
Paulaj reporting for duty Sir.

I would like to offer my services in the following areas and would like these people on my team-

Covert Operations -Gus
Interrogations - Kicky
Interior Decorating - Eva

Call me if you need me. I have my people standing by.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:03 am
I would seduce Lash and turn her over to the dark side, thus ruining her plans.
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Lash
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:03 am
Now, quick, pick about 1000 diplomats!!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:07 am
Lash wrote:
Now, quick, pick about 1000 diplomats!!


I don't have to. I'm good enough as a diplomatic army of one.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:10 am
Cav can be a diplomatic liason.
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roger
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:14 am
I'm sure I would be cleaning up after a bunch of greezy cooks in the mess hall - but would have a really great title.
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Tue 2 Nov, 2004 09:15 am
It is my understanding that Cav is very good at liasons
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