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Pissed as a parrot?

 
 
Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 12:19 am
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Visitors to the Royal Botanic Gardens may need to keep an eye out over the next few weeks for paralytic parrots.

The city's rainbow lorikeets have began flocking to the gardens to indulge in the nectar of Schotia brachypetala, a tree that is now flowering.

"It produces a lot of sweet nectar, a nectar that is a sugary juice. If it ferments in the heat of the sun it can produce alcohol," the gardens' curator, Ian Innes, said yesterday.

Birds over-indulging on the tree appeared to become tipsy, he said.

Larry Vogelnest, senior veterinarian at Taronga Zoo, said lorikeets in northern Australia were known to become intoxicated on fermenting fruit. "Basically they behave like drunk people, staggering around and unco-ordinated."

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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 12:24 am
http://smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/10/28/rainbowlorikeet_narrowweb__200x282.jpg

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"Ninety-nine nectarised blooms on the tree,
Ninety-nine nectarised blooms
You take one down and chug it down
Ninety-eight nectarised blooms on the tree....


WHO YOU LOOKIN' AT!! YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME! TALKING TO YOU BIRDBRAIN!".
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 07:09 am
Mr Stillwater

I have the urge to change your name, how do you feel about 'STILL'........ like the one in your attic.
Or how about Sordidwater, do you like that one?
'Toiletwater' seems to harsh so that one is out. I'll be giving this deep thought as the day passes, let me know if your partial to any of the above, and BTW, I hope your not going to stop at the park on your way to work, we don't want you to have another detox, again.
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 07:13 am
Heehee - ain't only Bunnies wot teases yer!
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2004 08:02 am
Sordidwater is a good sport!

I hope he makes it past the park.

dlowan please keep your eye on him, you know how time consuming interventions can be.
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Reply Sat 30 Oct, 2004 02:45 am
Well, well - my favourite people on A2K!! You will both keep. The mills grind slow, but they grind fine - if you get my meaning!
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Reply Sat 30 Oct, 2004 03:52 am
I REALLY liked Toiletwater.
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Reply Sat 30 Oct, 2004 01:21 pm
dlowan wrote:
I REALLY liked Toiletwater.


Me too! Laughing But "Sordidwater" seems catchy.
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Reply Sun 31 Oct, 2004 02:06 am
I kinda like 'The ex-Posters known as dlowan and paulaj' - nice ring to it.
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Reply Sun 31 Oct, 2004 06:59 am
YOU LOVE US AND YOU KNOW IT!
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