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What made you smile today?

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FBM
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2015 08:49 am
@izzythepush,
Because you're the one with the hoe and I'm without?
cherrie
 
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Reply Tue 26 May, 2015 11:05 pm
@FBM,
Why don't you just go out and get your own hoe?
FBM
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2015 12:46 am
@cherrie,
If only it were that easy. *sigh* The older I get, the harder they are to pick up.
cherrie
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2015 01:11 am
@FBM,
Izzy seems to manage alright. Maybe you could get some tips from him.
FBM
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2015 01:14 am
@cherrie,
Well, actually Korean hoes have to be handled differently. You can't pick them up the same way you pick up those English ones. One wrong move and your broccoli will never get tended to properly...
roger
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2015 01:47 am
@FBM,
Has broccoli become a new code word for. . . ?
FBM
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2015 01:52 am
@roger,
I should let Izzy explain. It was his euphemism in the first place. Wink
cherrie
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2015 02:11 am
@FBM,
FBM wrote:

Well, actually Korean hoes have to be handled differently. You can't pick them up the same way you pick up those English ones. One wrong move and your broccoli will never get tended to properly...


I see what you mean. You don't want your broccoli to be mishandled and end up all wilted.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2015 02:47 am
@FBM,
My euphemism? Heavens forfend. I just wrote about my new hoe and my broccoli seedlings. I've even shown pictures, all very innocent, no double entendre or euphemisms on my part.

I'm shocked at your dirty mind, and you can forget about seeing my parsnip.
roger
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2015 03:02 am
Oh, look what I started.
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FBM
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2015 03:03 am
@cherrie,
cherrie wrote:

I see what you mean. You don't want your broccoli to be mishandled and end up all wilted.



You left out the word "again" at the very end there...
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FBM
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2015 03:05 am
@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

My euphemism? Heavens forfend. I just wrote about my new hoe and my broccoli seedlings. I've even shown pictures, all very innocent, no double entendre or euphemisms on my part.

I'm shocked at your dirty mind, and you can forget about seeing my parsnip.


OK, OK! I got it. No need to rake me over the coals about it. Sounds like you have an axe to grind or something...
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Kolyo
 
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Reply Thu 28 May, 2015 05:26 pm
How best to describe the weather in Portland today? In song!


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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 28 May, 2015 06:59 pm
@izzythepush,
As long as it isn't a turn up.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 28 May, 2015 07:00 pm
Oh, back to today and smiling, almond milk was on sale.
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FBM
 
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Reply Thu 28 May, 2015 07:16 pm
This is old, but I still grin every time I see it:

CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 28 May, 2015 07:23 pm
@FBM,
.....but not all of us Germans speak so thick....ok, Walter maybe Very Happy
FBM
 
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Reply Thu 28 May, 2015 07:25 pm
@CalamityJane,
Laughing

Yeah, I know. I had a German colleague who recently retired, and although he had an accent, he was perfectly understandable in English. He once complained that German education in Korean high schools is so bad that he had to teach his (university) German language classes in English.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 28 May, 2015 07:27 pm
@FBM,
hahahahahahahahaha


sounds like everyone at the kaffeeklatsch cottage party

love it
FBM
 
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Reply Thu 28 May, 2015 07:31 pm
@ehBeth,
Heehee...
 

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