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Mon 18 Oct, 2004 08:53 pm
The fellow at the desk across from me is off to Adelaide for two days.
Now, what sort of advice should I be giving him about the culture and conditions he will be thrust into in such strange climes. 'Tis said that on dark and moonless nights (well, like duh) it's not a safe place for man nor beast......
An iron beast roams the streets....
Adelaidanationists in their colourful clothing and distinctive transport...
Adelaide enters the Steam Age (last week) with the purchase of a 'Puffin' Billy'...
Now I warned him about the usual things, don't drink the water... big grey things in the water are sharks... wine will make you woozy... if you want devon you have to ask for 'fritz'.. if you want fritz you won't be able to sit down for a week......
What ELSE could I have mentioned???????..........
I'll just be hiding behind the curtain and waiting for the Adelaide contingent to arrive. That first picture is a beauty!
I remembered about brown snakes. We had a big discussion about that earlier....... Yes, lil-k you should greet those friendly folks from Adelaide and ask them about it...... I'll be popping down to the storm-cellar till Christmas.
Where the hell's the wabbit . . .
Well . . . we're waiting . . .
Hey still, which parts are you from? There's a visitng aussie at my sister's office, I could ask him about that land down under of the down under.
Sheeesh! Adelaide - well....I dunno.
Is he big and brave and can look after hisself?
Did you warn him about all the natives???
Don't buy any beer starting with West End.....
I just start buying beers at the West end (of anywhere), journey terminated by either lack of funds or no pubs left in the East end.
Still, there's something sorta dangerous down there - hmmmmmmm
hee hee hee. I KNOW it's childish, but I can't help it - some sort of compulsive thing.....
BTW. I have just been checking my 'Topics Posted' and one of them has been 'supressed'? Any clues Deb (!?) (apologies in advance), coz I'm rooted if I can REMEMBER what I've recently posted that could offend (I did think that pic of Lil Kim would get the bullet, does that woman actually WEAR clothes?).
No PM or email to enlighten me - should I appeal to the Court of Craven?
There's no clue to even WHERE I posted (and if I even did). Now as I managed to graphically mangle hamsters, humiliate Gus when he went AWOL, bash Adelaide, abuse rabbits, cane toads and feral cats, whinge about the weather, reveal any number of psychological kinks and insecurities, stick it to the governments of John Howard, George Bush and Tony Blair, make off-hand references to breasts, drugs, bestiality, oral sex, excessive alcohol consumption, Star Trek, the States of Texas, Utah, Missouri and California, Canada, Ronald Reagan, God/Jehoval/Allah, the philosphical underpinning of Creation Science, the practitioners of Creation Science, websites, journals and themeparks promoting Creation Science, also Creation Science, religion in general, politics in general, guns, gun-nuts, 2nd Amendment rights, sobriety and a caffeine-free existence, I can't imagine HOW anyone could be offended. Touchy, I guess.
Puritans, that's what they are!!!
Lol!!!!!!
The lil kim pic didn't get the bullet. I just checked. I have some threads in my topics posted which are locked and I had nothing to do with them. It's something like, the way I see it, the mods storing the threads here and there after they split or lock them.
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