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Why didn't Jesus win this election?

 
 
Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 12:05 am
It was right there just waiting for all of you. We had the absolute two most evil candidates running for the Presidency of the largest (and by far the most powerful) Christian nation on Earth and I bet NONE of you wrote in Jesus Christ for President. One candidate is corrupt and the other candidate is prejudice, two things that Jesus preached against, and yet you all chose one or the other. So why didn't all of you Christians write in Jesus for President? Maybe your fantasy of Jesus coming back would've actually have come true, but now you'll never know, because your pride got in the way. So why didn't any of you vote for Jesus?
 
Krumple
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 12:12 am
@Thestumpedone,
Thestumpedone wrote:

It was right there just waiting for all of you. We had the absolute two most evil candidates running for the Presidency of the largest (and by far the most powerful) Christian nation on Earth and I bet NONE of you wrote in Jesus Christ for President. One candidate is corrupt and the other candidate is prejudice, two things that Jesus preached against, and yet you all chose one or the other. So why didn't all of you Christians write in Jesus for President? Maybe your fantasy of Jesus coming back would've actually have actually come true but now you'll never know because your pride got in the way. So why didn't any of you vote for Jesus?


Christian nation? I was under the impression this is a nation with freedom of religious choice. On top of that secular values and secular laws. I dont see any christian centric areas other than the ones where they attempt to force their dogma onto people and learning.

With that said, Jesus would be a terrible president.
Thestumpedone
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 12:29 am
@Krumple,
This country is a nation of freedom of religion and secularism (thank God haha), but a majority of this country are Christians. And those Christians had a vote between two evils and Jesus, and they chose one of the two evils. That Christian trinity is a bitch I guess.
roger
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 12:33 am
@Thestumpedone,
He didn't win because he couldn't convince people he existed. Live with it.
Thestumpedone
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 12:37 am
@roger,
You're absolutely right Roger. Too bad Christians won't admit that.
roger
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 12:42 am
@Thestumpedone,
Don't blame us for a lousy campaign.
Thestumpedone
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 12:47 am
@roger,
Shouldn't religion be a campaign? I thought that's why it existed in the first place.
roger
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 12:51 am
@Thestumpedone,
You failed!

Goodbye.
Thestumpedone
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 12:56 am
@roger,
Ha, no you failed. Get over it. Did you write in Jesus for the presidency even though you know that the alternatives were against your so called religious beliefs?
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nacredambition
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 01:54 am
@Thestumpedone,
You are the Trump
You're the great Donald Trump
Prove to me you've got it all
Build the bridges not the wall.

So you are the Trump
Prez elect Donald Trump
Deliver them those promises
For every hue jus like you sez

Surround yourself
With the sounds of success
Open up your gen'rus heart
Conciliation into art.
Thestumpedone
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 03:12 am
@Thestumpedone,
I ask again...Why didn't any of you Christians vote for Jesus instead of two obvious people who are the exact opposite of what Jesus stood for? If your faith were really that strong, you'd have written in Jesus. Am I wrong?
rosborne979
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 07:15 am
@Thestumpedone,
Apparently people chose to throw their caution to the wind, but not their sanity.
ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 09:23 am
@Thestumpedone,
Thestumpedone wrote:
you Christians


who are the Christians posting in this thread?


(should I give you a clue?)
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 02:11 pm
@Thestumpedone,
Why? Most likely not enough write-in votes, which, was in part due to annoyance with the mandatory 7:00-A.M. church service along with the compulsory 7:00-P.M. service.
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Thomas33
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 02:20 pm
What would Jesus say that's better than what anyone else would say? To my reckoning, were Jesus alive today and living in the US he'd just be accused of being a socialist.
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TomTomBinks
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 02:28 pm
@nacredambition,
Quote:
You are the Trump
You're the great Donald Trump

Herod's Song from Jesus Christ Superstar! Awesome.
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reasoning logic
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 02:29 pm
@Thestumpedone,
Quote:
I bet NONE of you wrote in Jesus Christ for President.


I think many people see Donald Trump to be the next best thing. All the people I know, "who claim to be Christians said they voted for Trump. What have you found from all the Christians you know?
TomTomBinks
 
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Reply Sat 12 Nov, 2016 02:32 pm
@Thestumpedone,
Quote:
I ask again...Why didn't any of you Christians vote for Jesus instead of two obvious people who are the exact opposite of what Jesus stood for? If your faith were really that strong, you'd have written in Jesus. Am I wrong?

Even though Christians are deluded, they're not stupid. Also in some states you can't just write in anybody, they have to register as write- ins, and I don't think Jesus filled out the paperwork.
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Fil Albuquerque
 
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Reply Tue 15 Nov, 2016 09:06 am
@Thestumpedone,
Jesus was a bad politician that the Romans put to rest 2000 years ago
TomTomBinks
 
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Reply Wed 16 Nov, 2016 10:27 am
@Fil Albuquerque,
Laughing
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