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Now many of you have noticed that we are having some outages and loss of posts. Most of us would blame the Net or the A2K hardware or the A2K software.
After much investigation (about 7-8 minutes) I found the real problem: the A2K Hamsterware.
I suspect GWMD's. Gerbil weapons of mass destruction. Those gerbils are crazy mad...what with the rumours, and their sensitive, removable if you grip them too tightly tail tufts. They must have planned this wayyyy in advance.
These packets of information (called bits, bytes, bangles and baubles) are distributed through the 'Internet', powered by lasers. Lasers in the jungle somewhere, staccato signals of constant information, a loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires and baby....
When this works all the computers have little smiley faces.
Now this does not always work to plan. And many of us are unable to access sites and lose data and find ourselves spammed and that we have been charged for using porn sites that we are sure we never went near.....
So. We've tried incentives, bonuses, overseas holidays, a bell and a mirror, even hemp seeds, but these shiftless, worthless cage queens won't get going!!!!
Like I said, THE BIG STICK.
My new 'incentive' plan is simple. Just introduce the subject
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