Necrophilia....So Where's The Crime?

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Disgusting? I suppose......weird? no doubt.......but a crime? Think about it a minute....who got hurt? And who really is there to press charges? How do you know your relative would have pressed charges for having sex with the person if they were alive?

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[+1] - eoe - 09/20/2004You're really at the bottom of the barrel, aren't cha bear?
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[+1] - blueveinedthrobber - 09/20/2004[quote="eoe"]You're really at the bottom of the barrel, aren't cha bear?[/quote] picking the barrel up and looking under it...... :wink:
[+1] - eoe - 09/20/2004:lol: :cry:
[+1] - blueveinedthrobber - 09/20/2004eoe it actually came up in conversation last night as a result of Ahnold passing a law against it...... so....a crime, sex in bad taste, or sex that tastes bad? You gonna weigh in and...
[+1] - cavfancier - 09/20/2004Well, on the good side, it means never having to say you're sorry.
[+1] - eoe - 09/20/2004Oh. Didn't know the govenor passed a law. Thought it was already on the books as a crime. What a strange act for the terminator to pick up and pass law on. Out of all the other things he may have...
[+1] - gustavratzenhofer - 09/20/2004Don't have to buy flowers.
[+1] - blueveinedthrobber - 09/20/2004So!!! Come up to the lab.....and see what's on the slab.......
[+1] - gustavratzenhofer - 09/20/2004Got anything there in a maroon color?

You're really at the bottom of the barrel, aren't cha bear?

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eoe wrote:

You're really at the bottom of the barrel, aren't cha bear?

picking the barrel up and looking under it...... :wink:

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eoe it actually came up in conversation last night as a result of Ahnold passing a law against it......

so....a crime, sex in bad taste, or sex that tastes bad? You gonna weigh in and contribute to the conversation or what?

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Well, on the good side, it means never having to say you're sorry.

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Oh. Didn't know the govenor passed a law. Thought it was already on the books as a crime.
What a strange act for the terminator to pick up and pass law on. Out of all the other things he may have spent tax dollars on.
Did he campaign for it?
Did they have to vote on it?
Only in Cali! Rolling Eyes

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Don't have to buy flowers.

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So!!! Come up to the lab.....and see what's on the slab.......

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Got anything there in a maroon color?

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Ack, it's Rocky!!!! Necrophilia is not so much about a fetish as it is about saving money.

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Pros:
Don't have to cuddle after sex, if you don't want to.
Don't have to worry about pesky side affect of pregnancy.
You're in total control; no "are you done yet?" or "is it really in?!?!?!?" questions.
It's cheaper: no roophies and alcohol expense.

Cons:
Brings new meaning to the term "frigid."
Have to play porn in the background for desired sound affects.
Extra lube probably needed.
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Looks like 4 in the Pro column, and 3 in the Cons column. Necrophilia is a clear winner!

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I knew Slappy would bring real substance to this thread.

He's never let me down on a necrophilia thread yet.

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kicky will be weighing in shortly right after......damn kicky!!!! Don't throw that tissue in a wicker waste basket!!!!! What's wrong with you?

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Alice Cooper sang a song about necrophilia called Cold Ethel

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I dated Cold Ethel.

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I married her. Third wife. Didn't last long....neighbors kept complaining about the smell coming from our trailer.....one day I just covered her in a fake fur bedspread , set her out and animal control picked her up.....saved a fortune in legal fees.....

Necrophilia....So Where's The Crime?

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