What gives your life meaning?

nicotinic acid is a B vitamin, B3, I think, and pantothenic acid is B5. Chocolate is sooo good for you!

If you want to savor the memory of all your chocolate experiences just look in the mirror and there's all that chocolate...right on your ass and hips.....

I use a moist towelette, cleans up better Bear

Looks like chocolate is winning in the polls!

Personally, I love chocolate but God found it fitting to curse me with lactose intolerance so chocolate and I do not get a long very well. One fight in particular was last week with M & M's. Boy, was there screaming and crying and gnashing of teeth...my husband told me to get up off the floor and act like an adult. I just wanted some candy.... But he won't sleep with me if I eat too much dairy.

I'm sure it's just like potpourri in your case dear......

duh....as if it would be anything else.

er....I'm kinda slow...why won't he sleep with you if you eat too much dairy? This is a meaningful question that may help me in life.

He doesn't particularly like being in the same room as me if I eat too much! :wink: I am lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance basically means that I don't produce the enzymes needed to break down lactose...sooo....when I eat it (and don't take the enzyme supplement, which doesn't always work), the dairy (milk, cheese, chocolate...) doesn't break down properly and causes a horrible stomach ache, not to mention significant bloating and after about 3 or 4 hours of suffering....the gas comes.....and it is NOT pretty. It makes me sick and when you make yourself sick, you know it is bad.
Chocolate in particular is the devil for me. ........pppfffttttt!!

Got it.

Hmmm . . . seems like chocolate isn't of much use to give your life meaning, then. What a horrible fate.

What on earth gives your life meaning then?

Oh yeah. and regarding your signature line: Even if God is a man, I still wish he would have made sperm taste like chocolate.

This would have benefited men greatly. Added meaning to our lives. Imagine, we could outlaw selling chocolate, and the only way women could get that wonderful taste would be to . . . It would have helped us men convince our wives to . . . nevermind.