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Here are some funny commands to try on Siri

How is it to be you?
Will you marry me?
Do you know pick up lines?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Beatbox
What is 1 million divided by 0?
Tell me a joke
Sing me a song now
Tell me a secret
What are you doing?
What does the fox say?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What is the meaning of life?
What's the best phone?
Knock Knock
OK Google
Shut up!
I'm naked

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@Robert Gentel,

Try how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Have any of you ever told Siri to Rap for you? It's hilarious.

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@snood,

I might be getting a different result all she said was: "Ok here goes. I wrote this one myself. (Apologies in advance to the Sugar Hill Gang)."

But nothing followed, you get somethings different?

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@Robert Gentel,

Yeah! Right after apologies, she does this crazy, mechanical rap.

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@snood,

Odd I got her to beatbox with another command but she won't rap for me.

I had to ask her to sing 3 times before she did though and am at a park on mobile so it may just be the connection or maybe I have to keep trying.

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@Robert Gentel,

Are you asking nicely? Very Happy

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@snood,

Got it now, I think I just had the mute button on accidentally in the park. Pretty good! You should tell her to beatbox if you like that one.

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@Robert Gentel,

Robert Gentel wrote:

Here are some funny commands to try on Siri

How is it to be you?
Will you marry me?
Do you know pick up lines?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Beatbox
What is 1 million divided by 0?
Tell me a joke
Sing me a song now
Tell me a secret
What are you doing?
What does the fox say?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What is the meaning of life?
What's the best phone?
Knock Knock
OK Google
Shut up!
I'm naked

Tonight, I'm going to take this experiment to my Echo and see how Alexa handles this (or most likely not).

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Do you know any poems?

Tell me a story.

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@Robert Gentel,

Have you ever considered the possibility you might have too much time on your hands?

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LOL!

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@izzythepush,

Time is my most scarce resource. I've never felt that way. But I get that you are just making a comment about what I am choosing to spend my time on versus what you might choose. I'm happy with my choices.

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@Robert Gentel,

Have you ever considered the possibility that you take yourself too seriously sometimes?

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@snood,

That yes, all the time. The whole "you have too much time" is a pet peeve of mine though and even as I posted I knew it shouldn't bother me too much but it always has.

I've always thought it was a silly thing people say to each other, somebody does something they think is interesting and someone else cracks about how they have too much time. It's always struck me as slightly rude (in effect) and I try to avoid doing that to others.

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@Robert Gentel,

Izzy's remark didn't feel mean spirited to me, but then I have my little pet peevishnesses too.

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@snood,

I don't think it was mean spirited at all. It's just a pet peeve of mine whenever I see it said to anyone. People are interested in different things, they aren't wasting their time if they enjoy it.

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