The Rocky Road promise, rich vanilla base, filled with nuts (though once there's some on your plate, you might respond with raspberries).
tiny hands w/ crushed nuts
bloody immigrantsicle
Remember, boys and girls, brevity is what works in marketing (and poetry). Cherry Garcia is a fine example.
@edgarblythe,
Combover: Layers of frozen cotton candy made out of industrial strength saccharine, woven Kevlar, and spider web.
@edgarblythe,
Have you smelled a dead elephant? I have in Africa. A smell one never forgets.
@cicerone imposter,
No. I imagine there is plenty of it.
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
you forgot to incorporate "bat ****" into a flavor.
What's bat **** ever done to me?
Loser Without a Mezuzah Mocha
Russian Hackberry Delight
@edgarblythe,
mint milk moocher mocha momma
Strawberry Strumpet ( waffle cone only)
