Neverending Rap Battle

i like guns...

kidding.

JUST SOME MULTI SCHEMES I WAS ******* AROUND WITH
if i cross the border i'm gonna torture with hordes of lyrical mortars worse than any carnage thats ever been thought off
slaughter daughters with an onslaught of stabs of my dick but i only entered with a quarter of an inch to smell the stinch
i gave out smorgasbords of orders and the bitches followed them no dreaming but the semen got swallowed then
now i'm reporting rigormitis to they husbands they wont be running back like clinton portis
my thoughts are morbid i got dreams bigger then norbit sordid,snatched them from the constellations in orbit
i can flow slow as a tortoise staying on course thru tortured waters or speed it up to beat the beat up with enuff beef to fill a D cup
i can afford to be sorta psycho my mind aint never been right dude i'm all RAP **** POP madonna and that lil bitch lourdes,,,,this is how i write dudes

got my studio finished all but the one key addition, the mic lol im about £30 away from buying it, soo close lol. If your waiting for a verse like RIGHT NOW, sorry cant help u man lol but id gladly work on something properly with you once i got the mic, i feel hungry to write allll the frickign time again, all u guys have fcking improved tremendously when i read your verse before you posted that beat I was like..wow, you advanced into a rapper i never thought you would and you probably never knew but that verse u wrote and some old school shady is what made me write what i wrote lol so thanks, be sure we can drop together on here more frequently like the early days unlike the past 8+ months lol

S/O to whitemonkey too, you improved so much aswell, sorry new guys i dont know yo uso well i look forward to trading verse, unfortunantly my best best material is going to stay offline for my mixtape ill probably post them for like 24 hours but incase i get some attention from my future releases people would search and find my verse on here probably claiming me to be a fraud.

Lol guns are fine gun rappers are stupid

thanks bro been workin overtime lol I thought we lost u then u came back with a verse and I was like :O

that hell on earth verse i wrote was inspired by "Hell Freezes Over" but im developing. got the book "how to rap" **** that book is fuckin AWESOME. but im talkin about just fuckin around with lyrics, nothin to record, cause i still neeed a mic aswell lol. but glad that i helped ya someway on that. and glad ta see ya back.!

what you mean by gun rappers? ones that talk seriously about killin someone with them, like Tupac? ahaha. i love to joke about guns and ****.

U ever heard of ph? Guys like that where every line is a gun bar lol ur gun bars are cool cuz ur not being a hardass about it and it doesn't consume your whole verse I mean People who rap like that little section in my verse all the time lmao

np it pays off, anyway i have not used the time absent poorly ive been developing idea on the business side and jotting down any good punches/lyrics i think of. probably post something tommorow i got to revise tonight

oh yeah... Tupac used to but he was a thug so... yeah little things like using it to your advantage is good

most emcees who talk about guns never saw or popped one,,but unfortunately it comes along with the territory,,,every once in awhile its allright to just talk ****,,and truthfully its really just metaphoric towards killing the next dude,,,but excessive use makes u come off as phony,,no way in the world someone has shot all them dudes,,lol

QUIT THE RIF RAF QUIT THE RIF RAF
YA TALKING OUT YA ARSE
TIME...... YOU WATSE
I LAY WATSE GOT ACE IN SPACE I CHASE
NOT TO METION YA FACE
DISGRACE
WITH A MOUTH OF LYRICS MISPLACED IN EVERY WAY CHOP YOU UP AND BURY YA PARTS IN SUIT CASE FOR THE BLACK RACE WHO MADE THE **** THIS **** ABOVE ME SAYS LBK'S HERE ANT TO BE HONEST G WE ANT GOING AWAY HIPPY KIY HAY

NICE MAN AND JUST FOR THE SAKES OF IT GUNS ARE GOOD FUN YOU CAN HAVE A BALL CAUSE LIKE I'M NOT ONE TO BRAG AND ALL THAT BUT MY BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE INVOLVED GUNS FOR EXAMPLE THE TIME I FIRED A G18 AND THE TIME I FIRED AND AK47 WITH NOZZLE FLASHING FLAMES AS BIG AS MY DICK AND CANT FORGET ABOUT THE THE FIRST TIME I EVER FIRED A GUN WHEN I WAS YOUNG ON HOLIDAY AND WENT OUT TO VISIT ME GRANDYS AND THE OLD OLD MAN LET US FIRE HIS SHOTTY WHICH JUST STARTED A CHAIN REACTION AND THOSE LAST TO TIMES I MENTIONED WITH G18 AND A#K WAS JUST UM >COUGH<>COUGH< AH TARSHEY PRACTISE >COUGH<>COUGH<

MOCKING BIRD MY MANZ

THATS HEART MAN IM PROUD OF YOU

BAHA THIS IS MAD WITH THE LIKE GLITCH

WHO CATCHES MY DRIFT

I'll pop u in yo ass wit a dirty harry
U no my **** is surly scary
Feelin lucky punk well do ya
Feel how u want I'm still gonna school ya
My **** is Killa like michael myers
Ur as suspenseful as washers and driers
All u do is rinse wash and repeat
I lay back and spit some heat
If I'm Dora ur boots u follow me
Ur just a scared ass little monkey
Like u
I do get penetrated by men it's true
Cause they use blades to stab me in da heart
Condoms fly outta ur butt when u fart
And like spongebob I'm ready
To take ur ass out wit my machete
And Ur right when u say "I'm gone"
Cause I just ended u wit dis last song

lacerate an smash ya face the class of fakes ,go masterbate a master race,maybe then you'll cum in first place,crawl inside ya mom an rig ya birthplace ,with dynamite for trying ta fight ,rhymeing tight as ya hyman pussies ,u think its shocking ? go fly a kite , attached to a key , an get a jolt of civil liberties , riddle delivery with a little biddle bit a peace , scribble in the middle of the sheets ,writing a new Ph balance , where Posers an Haters can show there talents , let me take my name off the ballot , so we can make this human race valid ....

Peace Playa's

here's a start to something...


cuttin stomach out from your ball sack, hang ya from your grandpas livin room, and give him a heart attack
tell the children to do drugs, get influenced by thugs, and give em to guns while im signin autographs
have all you laugh, when all you wack cause you're all into that money crap
i make funny raps that make fun of your raps at a party perhaps beatin your buddies and crap, im the mean rival
****, my words have more meanin than your lyrics when im bustin freestyles
knock ya down at "docs" house help ya back up, slit your throat with a "pee vial"
go to court every week and get convicted each trial
break outta jail go to your girls house, hide there, "hi there" kill her end back up in court, but they dont recognize me, cause i dyed my hair
have the eye of terror, point at a flight of stairs and whisper in your ear and say "you're dieing there