Neverending Rap Battle

im always down , bambi an shutdown would be aswell and dudu C

It hurts the work Ive put in , got me russian like putin , crushing the dust n puking like pooding how much did cosby put in , Im not trying to break a whore down , just get a foot in, hungry im thinking quiznos , every thing im thinking iz O`s Jays to the fizzo`s , rizla`s and rittz flows , grim reaper cutting tracks with sickles , grim reefer puff wax official,pickle tickle ya middle little did they no they flows dont do diddle, scribble a jot ,analysed the word wise till demise, shoot through all three eyes , king shits and queens at tea time, they get heated that freddie aint murking me , im the only 1 close to you sun , aint no mercury, poppin out the thermometer when im doing surgery , I murder beef , invert the peace, work the streets,dont work for free, got herb for cheap, a hurse ta sleep , kicking ryhmes since the nursery, and yo baby mommas was nursing me , Lord Knows there aint no church in me , beat a person black blue an burgundy, I give a **** what colour you wanna color my nuts , Im gonna bust , orange , purple , pink Crush , Pink kush , eerything I think kush , Ink Kush , eat sleep blink kush . people dont wanna battle , they got dick saddles , riding to war on 4 whores **** a horsman , I **** of course ,give these pussies a vader , **** the force, **** ya corpse, **** retorts , **** remorse, Im Number 1, 2, 3 your nothing more ... **** a floor , ima keep on droppin , these nails into your coffin , coughing I feel awesome no need for a lausenge,these race'ìsts blow up like boston...im the only one with a leg in this race youve lost um

ok cool bro

High as ****
rubbing touching,... nuts ... brains mush n , so raw, I dont give chicks head,when they bleed red I give cuntcussions ,I dont **** you like your husband ,I **** you like **** you and your cousin , im buzzin dirty on a Bakers dozen ... making cake is nothing, just the icing on the lake , drop pucks ,no cheapskates, pay respect to those who can relate,these rats always go for the cheesecake,thats cool im chillin with some Ice CREAM ,listening to Ice cube, smoke hydro so high bro I cry o's open the freezer pull out some freezies hoe you wanna chill its easy , Oh freal be trill with yourself you want the deezy, greazzzy mc dicks rapper slipped off the tip , often ripped , personality split , Im down to get high , HI im down ..legit, twist up some midgets, shorty ima toss you my digits , Ray wanted to recorded me , Carnage made the beat for me,long after forty these lil devils stay horny, whore please bow down on both cheeks ,Ima fill yo cheeks , with some goldteeth , midas **** yo beliefs , Ima sack rafice a virgin , till she squirtin ,first in till she ass out ass ta mouth ,**** talkers know what thats about ... thug dudes wanna scrap it out, spend one night in the cage and there tapping out , ma fuckers its nap get out, Im laughing now , half a pound next to half an ounce,go dogg pound on a pussies meow, I smoke one , 2 ,3 , dubies roll up in the club with my scoobys, dred and doolie, all these bitches acting like they wanna do me , fuckin nuts tryn to get a **** n nut man these hoes is screwy , getting hammered she dont want a drill seargent , she want a general in her privates n genitals, **** a nurse puffing medical, **** a hurse **** rehursed if you aint ******* first your coming in second , I **** hoes for days that have you cummin in seconds... hold an election in the oval office,off the vocals if they sounding novice , nod ish, got atheist girls screaming for god , bitch is psychotic or a psyhologist , either way swalllow this, never bust blanks ,shooting hollow tips, giving brains to college kids .... this the rules to the game follow it ....... SOE ya'll know this

Watch me creep through your manor like a killer equipped with a hatchet
A criminal with despicable habits
Appear before you mystically like magicians pulling myriads of rabbits
out of millions of hats without hysterics or panics
I'm quite eccentric when rapping
Because seven times out of ten I spit language
that you won't usually hear of eighty percent of these saps
who call themselves rappers and dress in a terrible fashion
and use lexicon used by cynical cinema actors
It's critical how I manage this
like surgeries handled by clinical management
on patients who are sick or are damaged
Just as well because I develop an manic illness when I kill this
just like those terrorists who caused a spillage in Paris

(Spoken)
Hold up, stop the beat
I want to give a R.I.P. shoutout
to all the victims of the suicidal attacks in the capital of France
Our thoughts and prayers are with the bereaved families at this time
We won't forget what happened that night
But we will remember those who were innocent
Paris, we stand with you

(Cont.....)
Okay, step back into the action
It's a common thing how Ills dominates with professor and that was
about six years two months back and it's pretty nostalgic
like Maxell cassettes and VHS video packages
Still got the grace of the Holy Spirit unmatched
Jesus Christ and Virgin Mary still live in my raps
as well as my human body system that manages
7 days a week, and every year like flipping through calendars
It's still difficult to get a match, and by "match", I mean find a date
to have sex with and commence a new family
But that doesn't mean I've surrendered the habit
Still running the race, keeping up with the pace like swift little rabbits
I know you're wondering when the hell I'll put a cap on it
No - how about I put a cap in YOU, like a Latin King in Los Angeles?
So arriba, arriba, arriba and andale!
Hijo de puta! Go on, scat, you little Gonzales!

rick ross and y-cleft arguing to see who has the last frys left
ross talkin to small feds while y cleft eatin on some cob webs
ross gets angered and punches y cleft till his eyes rekt
y cleft defies death cuz he wants the last fry left
so why vets try flex their tri cepts like wild pets
my guess is to change that mind set before it becomes a fine mess
cuz one day hear a bum say he wants to fight over some lunch pay
its sunday and you don't get paid till Monday so what you gonna say?
i say with sorrow **** it..pass him a 20 and keep it movin
tammaro I'm stuck with more then a 20 so I aint losing
I'm basically winning but still helping with the needy
I'm raping the woman but I'm still better then the greedy
live your life and niggas choose your sins
you eatin for one day so guess who really wins
bitches be faded but robbin cuz nigga ima goblin
in fact..im the one who initiated the problem
....
on another note I blew up france
I was well strapped I had bombs in my pants
when I dropped the load all I heard was BOOM
I'm talkin bout the toilet in my bathroom
clever terrorist the feds wish they can counter mess with this
I'm a pessimist so ill go to france just to show who I'm reppin bitch
I aint reppin the 6 cuz drake will have any second to bitch
weapon n clipped to my belt buckle for the lessons I give
...fuckin around lol...im actually sober right now..so if it sounds stupid its ok..

ROCK THE SHELL (SAMYBOY DISS)*

* parodying "Rock The Bells" by LL Cool J

[Intro]
I-L-L-u-straight is BOSS
Just like a businessman pushing big CARS
I'll pick on anybody - small, medium or LARGE
Break down the door like a bunch of Roman troops yelling, "CHARGE!"

[Verse]
Me and Samy have been battling for oh so long
That both of our genitals have grown so strong
Watch how I bless the mic, the way I bippety-bop
The way I rock the spot like .... uhm .... blood clots?
Jamaican rudeboy, what the bumba claat, boy
Have him shook just like he was a Barbie toy
Dismantle his legs, rip off his arms
Smash his face against the wall and put a dart in his heart
Now he has de-parted, he's a man apart
He's like, Humpty Dumpty when he fell off the wall
I'm bringing back the '80s when we were wearing Polo's
I'm not here for the dough, I'm just here for show
Some folks will like my jokes and some others won't
'Cause I joint a lot of points and your verses don't
Ills went to hell, and rocked a lot of shells
MC's like Sammy, want to rock this well
I'm second to this thread, whether you like it or not
The first is Proff, a.k.a. Mr. High-On-The-Pot
Smoke rocks, tote glocks, hoes choke on cocks
And I'm not talking about the cocks that wake us up at 4'o clock
Cock-a-doodle-doo, you don't got a clue to this groove
My words confuse you and bemuse you like a Rubix Cube
I rock like I'm rocking a baby tod (toddler) to this jam
Like David Berkowitz, I'll Son this Sam
This is who I be, and this is how I MC
And this is what you're not, so Samy, get got
Like a fugitive looting it on the run from the cops
Using shanks, robbing banks, trying to duck all the shots
Oh, this gonna-be, wanna-be, when will he learn?
He wills to take down Ills, his chance has just been spurned
Criticise all he likes, but I ain't concerned
Trying to retire my fire, I will make him burn
I'm blazing, spitting flames just like the fires of Hell
But I don't pray to Satan, I rock Christmas bells
I'm bold and on a roll like I was a member of Angels
I'm surfing for certain, like holidaying in Seychelles
Yeah, I was born to fuss, when I cuss, I bust
And make this ho go low-er than the Optimus truck
'Cause I'm remarka-ble, I'm impossi-ble
Possi-bly you nut-suck like a popsi-cle
This Yankee Doodle rode a poodle when he went to town
Because his pony got zambonied by a bunch of clowns
Watch how I get down, by making YOU get down
I'm stupid? Yeah, and you just groove to my sound
Rock the shell!

A part-time lover having a hard time hustling
Yet I'm being targeted like a rancher guy rustling
If that's the case, then I'll have to be careful where I tread
while I'm working with a brown paper bag over my head
Feeling like a scarecrow on death row
Jumping like Van Halen wearing Nike Air soles
My dick is like Moby; when I fish it out, there it goes
Points to a nearby chick and yells out, "There's a hoe!"
Here we go, another episode, Sopranos style
Dr. Melfi's got my attention, so I'm gonna be hard for a while
Still feeling like a McDonald's child
Aching for that meat to eat, that freak got beef like a sausage pile
I'm rather wild, my mind could travel a lot of good miles
which is ironic, considering I'm remarkably mild
Going through hardships of life, supporting my survival
while placating these hostile guys on the warpath with a smile
I occupy my ears with positive ideas
My objective is to find common ground with these pioneers
And what I mean by that is I strive to be the first to concoct something
Like ..... autistic hip-hop or something
It's a shame 50 Tyson made it first
Props to that motherfucking guy, hope he makes it work

It’s a mission when you’re trying to tell the world your whole story
Fucked up when you’re ignored whilst trying to get some glory
You’re getting drama from your parents ordering you about
Handing out lecture after lecture, put some words in your mouth
“Why don’t you get a job? Why don’t you take on a course?
Take the mountain to Muhammad or go play with a horse
There are adults building houses and assembling pedals
You’re 24 years old and you’ve ascended to that level
where you’re planning out your life; get married, have a wife
Take a driving theory exam and pass those sets of lights
Instead of playing pranks on your family all night
At least do something to prevent us from nagging you, alright?”
I get pissed at the lectures, but realise it’s the truth
It’s up to me to make the mark as soon as I hit that booth
I got the willpower to make it where I want
Just face it and knuckle up, and walk that staircase to the top
Take the ante and raise it up some notches
Put the shirts in the washing machine and wash the stains up off those cuff-links
This is something that I jotted five years ago
The road has been rocky, but it's time to wipe my tears, yo
On your marks, get set, bang! Here I go
Run for that life, reach for the sky like I'm aerial
Perhaps the same way the bird life up there float
Glide like a Gillette and let my tiny hairs flow
Swimming in the grace of God, jumping like an ariel
.... So what if this is weird? Don't stare, hoe!

When Jesus wept, He was a man like us
Yet He was a God sent to the people by the Heavens above
Most of our fathers didn't know this, that's because they were still sinning
Since the first transgression was committed in the beginning
Man turned against brother, woman defiled herself with man
inseminated, impregnated by the entire clan
Heaven turned into Hell when the devil man planned
to take the throne and put the Godhead in the sand
When Jesus came to walk the Earth, He already saw corruption
and when He cured the blind, the high priests sought to snuff Him
But they couldn't, and ended up tucking their tails between their legs
especially when Christ asked to see the emperor's head
He was a teacher who spoke with authority, saw hope in the majorities
showed love and doted on the minorities
Bespoken by sororities all over the continents
When they learned that He could heal, they fell before His body

chopping doja,till im in coffin soldier , coughin soul ja , ya'll need to wake up before your beans toasted folgers , ghosted older dogs holding on to gods , when feet are barking,bitch aint nobody wanna hear you talking,so hungry eating martians barfing starships , im spacing you dont wanna start ****,patience is in the hospital, shot mine in the optical, couldnt see theres no stopping pro, protect ya nexus , slit your neck quick, roll off in your lexus , threats dont impress us ,**** hear you pussys we the deafest. weed the breath is , me the freshest out mother earths skirt father time puttin'n work ,got a bong an a bag around here thats church, gotta do my service serve this hurses after verses rappers nervous the nerve this hoe Blows like kurtis ,Pro dro like kermit , O bro Ive Heard it , Murdered made burgers, serve it to ya friends and neighbour , corny ma fuckers just another night in taber, hoe you light my sabre , you want the green to go red like im vader , shes out this world im just playing games , space invaders, got this pussy chasing lasers , facing danger, with the face of daggers, one looks cut through the vapours,hoot jamaica , who da maker , hootie hoo a hater , she a cutie to , rollin up the scooby doobs by the acres,gimme da ...gimme da gimme da hoot gimme da hoot,aint ever gonna stop flippin pot how else am i gonna get to the top , whippin a shot , victum like pac, ghettin got , get a gun and protect yourself from the cops, protect yourself from yourself take it off the shelf , put it in a lock box,before they leave you in a box locked.

tryin not to go down a particular route
pissing me off cuz you cant figure me out
talking **** like you know what I'm about
until I knock dandruff off your fuckin scalp
rollin Ls smoking tells of historic defeat
broken shells like drake this is a three peat
make a sneak peek shove a dildo 3 deep into this fake weird freak
gods sake your skills weak but ill still beat this clown
thats why ills cant speak
clean dirt like a barn with rag scar from mags
darn it..fag ill put you in a garbage bag
wrap up the tie part and seal the closing
put it on the side walk with know one knowing
ills **** is handicapped ..cant be fixed so ill ruin his handy camp
set up a candid cam and shoot a bullet straight through his tranny stamp
pimp daddy hand across his face just like my granny can
sending a grand of fists cuz samboy is now samy MAN
drop kick you and smash your face into dirt
until your moms get you and put your ass to work
we gonna keep sparring until ills hit his growth spurt
capt kurt delivering world class hurt to his moms mouth per
10 dicks....

lol fuckin around

im the realest nigga since timmy turner
its getting cold out here so ima bring the burner
feelin warmer make u red like a deers nose
make this weirdo bleed from his ear lobe
brass knuckle threw his team slow
so disburbing it'll have bums checkin threw the peak hole
...recking niggas like my name was mortecai
ill rig b with bullets cuz I'm fortified
sort of right? no come test me to see whos first to die
turn a regular day into a murder night ..
play games but I know ya niggas soft
piss me off and ill shoot you a arrow like Laura croft
packing bombs since I was little heres a Molotov
I got it all ..grab my machete and chop your bottom off
bump the beats till I blew the speakers
**** it you faggets are a bunch of leachers
preach to the weak as if I'm a teacher
but ima creature to step on these pathetic bottom feeders
rude nigga but on top of the food chain
are you feeling bold? so dude swing
**** you up so bad you thought I was Bruce Wayne
screaming " FINISH HIM" with a kick from lieu kang
bunch of pussys pushin daisys
lately ive been sicker then rabiescrazy mutha ****** better pay me
cuz I'm come threw the hood and turn that **** to Haiti
...
wake up freestyle to a trap beat lol

I'm banging, I'm slanging, I'm slamming and I'm jamming
with my toes crammed like I had an infection
I have an erection, stiff as a fashion mannequin
My sexual habits are happening again while I'm rapping
Clapping like an audience impressed with performances
My endurance improves like employment rises
when they sky-rocket, I'm fixing to reach the top like an airborne guy
when he's sky-diving, reaching an all-time high
I'm on a high like foreign guys smoking lye
Forcing my eyes to roll back, and my nose gets numb like frostbites
Like the sort of white stuff that you eat from a bowl of Frostie bites
A coincidence, because I think it's gonna snow hard tonight
But I was born to fight, I can brave the ******* storms all night
as long as I'm protected with gloves, hat and a scarf that's tight
I'm freestyling with a style that's free
and by "free", I mean a style that's not completely tight, unlike injunction lines
************, I'd swear to God
but I shouldn't because His Law prohibits cursing, that ****'s for certain
Like a damaged box, it ain't fit for purpose
And I'd be doing Him a religious disservice
Matthew 15:11 says that whatever comes out of the mouth comes from the heart
So I'm gonna stop being gangsta, and perform my part
like an actor reading out his cues
Try to front on a practitioner, I'll kick the beefy outta you
So get out with you like a dog that's misbehaved
In fact, **** kicking you out - I'll take the freaking house from you
You bitch MC's full of falafel and doner
Thinking you're cool, but you're hiding secrets like Madonna

inspiration the seed passed through generations leaves trees of growing infatuation what happen to the rappin nation ,schooled most these dudes right after graduation,kan-gradulations to all my convicts who had the patience,never c0nversatin, less im talkin saten,**** these cops with a glock till they no longer copulatin, cmon I just want your cooperation , just wanna pop like the Population or pops when 16 year old twats downward dog facing ,blind men painting the face of god in there own image , No sinnic, I know limits only when my soul visits its so vivid I flow with it , go with it , maybe baby I'll grow with it prolific pro lifted , to the point a bowl or a joint I dont know no difference, My evels smoking on kenevels , jumping over ego , flying over eagles , im classic as the beetles , blasting out a free flow with passion passin passive surpassing everlasted never mask it ,open casket , like I open dat ass bitch,like im hoping she's catholic, but knowing her butts fantastic,praise lucifer for bringing the light, blaze loose with words if you aint bringing the cyph , shout out to the darkness for bringing the sight for sore eyes, I had the foresight before rhyme fortified , no fourty 5, for me shorty I ride surely for mines,minds bin loss , time bin loss, crucified on that iron cross,im like tech nine with a nine iron crossed, ima boss like hugo , tony danza writing stanza's , sumo with my judo everything a dude throw ,send them poodles to pluto ,these bitches spacing , these scripts is ancient, buried under all the dirty **** our parents did to make it,naked wrestling under the blanket with thoughts of greatness,hazein feeling amazing feeling the ceiling a raisin , a raisen feeling the sun that made him ,appraising the days, the nights raising hell, getting down with angels,aint down with labels,im down with abel bodied ,the cane is fatal get a homi , get a army or get ya mommy ,before you get tsunami'd ,wet up like punnani ,calmly fed up , get up , just trying to get up, feeling battered like next up , colonel sanders ,before these chicken heads kick the bucket, im like **** it , before reality's deconstructed , gotta get my kermit before these piggy's try to make me a puppet , puff it , puff it , pass it , biggie smalls jurrasic 5 fat lip vibe to that ****,ride to that script that keep you high ...

reply to myself,
get high with my self
get down all by myself
ride by my self
**** it , nutted in the asylum , bitches barkin, parkin parkinsons next to peter parker hot headed dont need no parka,pot headed dro need tha sparka ,shakin the foundation, asimov scripts hit the train station with jordans on,smoke tracks packed with hash from lebenanon , smoking till my head is gone

blazing that Hulk,no need for iron, man cappin captain america with edibles inside my hands,say Hi to Grams , well ya'll buying grams,I put an oz in her couch, then say bye to Grams, leave grandma puffin on gamma,bruce banner grammer, super Heres some O's , same face I get from Hoes,or bro's when Im fuckin with a fresh flow, placenta sent ta ya mental , dont get sentimental baby, dont get crazy , bitch just let the rabies drip, into your ladie bits ,giving hits to your labia,baby I dont give a ****, Im web slinging, professor dropping X,know what these heads thinkin - HIGHpro

I've just bought a new iPad, so now it'll be clear
that I'm gonna send this Sam flying into the Air
And make him say hi to the clouds, and while he's sitting up there
I'll make a ******* airline sift through his ears
He's too high for his own good, plus he's no good
A good-for-nothing do-gooder hated by his own hood
I'd tell him to start acting his age like a grown-up should
But he'd only swing a boot at me and start to throw moods
You go down a particular route
The same way chicks do when they start sucking your dick in your house
I'm kicking your spouse, taking a good **** in her mouth
Have her looking like a toilet facility now
You say you **** around, but you're too much of a square
You're going parallel with all the grams you smoke there
Always at an erect-angle, so I'll always be straight
Damn right I can't speak; I'm too busy licking your mother's face

the highest ive ever been ( I tried crack)

give a tampon to this bloody coat rack
and just stand there n watch the blood soak back
from the vagina which we're born in out the ham like I'm cutting slack
peaceful reunions wanna talk ****? go head n get ******* whacked
triple og / Gangster/menace to this ******* rap
since a nigga being salty I'ma butcher this ******* sack
hate these duck niggas tryin swaddle but goddam they fuckin qwhack
**** duck but dismiss this bad fish cuz guess what his lyrics bad
let me change up the flow grab a axe to do a spiral
360 no scope until your dome broke and I took your *Title*
**** the hashtags **** the rhinos with 5 horns
push over pieces of **** yeh that's what you are
your soft like butters fingers from south park
greasy middle finger to all you **** fags
grab hot jizz pour it on your sister like a scum bag
scum bag the greatest weapon since lunch rags
dumb tag gets wripped off for a big boss and I won some drags
of the best weed make ya vest bleed with extended mags
better rest dweeb take ya best sleep erase you this week like a fuckin fad
you been dealt with call it stealth bitch when a knife hits your eye
I cant help it but you fell quick watch vulture as you ******* die
pluck at ya brain stuck and insane with lyrix like a drive bye
**** out meh lane watch you cry in pain so I'm this bitch and im smilin wide
I need a bad bitch to come trap with a nigga cuz shes down to ride
empty the mag, clip your sandwich shes like a gun bitch be by my side
chop necks deliver liver saying mic check on the stage
auctioneer cant talk yet cuz his tongues in a river gonna drown in rage
so don't get upset because the fun quest is coming up on this page
the quests fucked up like a crunched cup watch it fill up like a car gangue
shoot that **** up it blew like 10 trucks and hit it from the long range
grand theft that thot ho (auto) destroyed her pussy to oblivion like pot smoke
watch my eyes glow when I grow from thy tokes
order vanilla and spew your head like shakespear
better stay clear I'm dangerous aint afraid here
sayin bye dear in shakespearian language no n"ot hello"
brain matter splattered to pieces like soft jello
color deepens the blood thickens until the sun yellow
if you don't understand please raise your hand like a dumb fellow
talking bout how at night I'm studying these rap stars like Donatello
they fake and brag about the stupidest **** thus far
weed/money/car my **** sounds more hard then G tar(guitar) (ground tar)
I'm done.....(drops mic)

Got two Dicks rocking a Mike, hollering like yamaka kikes
And I'm here like, what the ****? When are they gonna stop hogging the light?
Dogging the wives like they were weak dogs in a fight
All bark and no bite, they might as well go in the park and fly kites
One of them thought it was aight to play Justin Bieber's song, "Sorry"
Well I can relate to that song all right
I'm sorry that I gotta have my butt parked here all night
and be tolerant of these marks who can't even write
Let alone come up with a rhyme, and one of them is Asian
If you ask me, he's better off spitting at the pavement
I have more fun hanging with mature ladies
and old women, or even looking after some malnourished babies
**** is steaming in here, looks like someone having the kettle poured
And a nun is sitting in the corner getting bored
Even her veil looks poor
Ready to take a dip and then just fall
to the ground faster than an X'd out broad
Food is being served early, hopefully guests will start
pouring in like jugs of beer
But where the **** is the cutlery, dear?