Neverending Rap Battle

Kick my butt out? Watch out, Rain Man is bout to come out
Like someone out of the closet sticking his proud bum out
I clown around and dumb out
I'm Mazaradi Fox dressed in a circus suit
and some excellent all-purpose boots
Waiting for the audience to laugh
When I crash, I'm like a crazy dummy
My head has been misplaced with a baby tummy
because I'm big-headed, I meant it, yeah, I said it
Too much blood in my brain has made me demented
Psychologically psychotic psycho who's psychic
and psyches out when some idiot is spiteful, but I mind it
Cut off my nose, shove it up the butt of a hoe and let it grow
like Pinocchio, I'm a pro for show
And just like one, I get put up, I entertain and educate
A petty jake who's private, look at a girl's ass and investigate
while she chats in a sexy way, I'm having the swellest day
and my mind is jam-packed with the ecstas-ay
My figure springs into action, when it sways it actually displays
the maddest demonstration of a massive erection state
It's kick-ass, I'm meant to say
It's safe to have one as long as you're casually protected
Madly affected, mad in love, my heart skedaddles like little skates
worn by little kids on a rink with their families on Christmas Day

Hi this is a story , of a shorty who use to drink 40's
before we got horny she warned me she wasnt gonna say sorry
so I was like cool , either way I like you , no poems or haikus
my name is mike truth , I do this rap **** building a mic booth
she was like coo , nice shoes wanna kick it , for the night dude
met her on the back the bus acting up lips of passion slut
how could I pass it up , I aint a passive **** , smack dat ass n Nut

honestly an truely, second time we met at the movies
I was like damn beauty cutie with a booty,
better take my shot quick as an uzi
got enough liqour to move me
hopefully this elixer soothe thee smoothie
in my stomach
went from kissin to *******
people tellin us to stop
we didnt listen ta nothing
both said **** the cops
homie got locked
we talked walked out prison in jailhouse reeboks
after 33 stops locked eyes on her thighs
said Hi , she didnt even realize , it was the same guy
felt like his brain fried , right when he was about to say ok bye
she was like wait
the weight heavy on his face
facing the fact he still wanted to fack her face
after chase , he took another shot
she reloaded and took another in her twat
she kept cummin back for more
1 finger then all four , fist ******* wrist up in a whore
no remorse , morse code her torso
bitch take off the wardrobe , i dont give a nut about your clothes
here do more blow ... blow it out your ass
like that one time , bright idea at the theatre sunshine
a homie aint bitter , Bit her ,slapped her ...
rejoiced to her voice an laughter
even after she smoked his soul faster then a bowl a shatter
ebola shatter
holes in ya bladder
till your holding your bladder
pissed off colon cancer didnt kill you first asshole
she was like you need to work on your rap flow
I was like dyke I wanna jerk on your gash hoe
no hassle , hoff with an other rap here pop another capsule
well I drop another fractul
drop her off at school , I gotta go to work
hope thats cool with the snow queen
so cold she was froze to that pol-ar bear pole
tell ya one thing though run in with the po po
freeze hoes hearts closed well your chillin in prison clothes
dreams of life now , are being iced out.
neandurthal to my knees an balls
lines so hott ima say um twice now
dreams of life now , are being iced out.
neandurthal to my knees an balls

aint ever sold rock on the block , got locked
leave domes knocked **** these gangstas they all talk
word to my moms learned guns from my pops POP
clean the barrel , clean apparrel, breathin pharoa
roll up a blunt , roll up on punks , swolled up on fronts
once upon a crime no finger prints, innocence
killed , bullet to the head , deal
feel all the bull **** in the head , fill
these pages , paints this picture veins is
bleeding

aint ever sold rock on the block , got locked
leave domes knocked **** these gangstas they all talk
word to my moms learned guns from my pops POP
clean the barrel , clean apparrel, breathin pharoa
roll up a blunt , roll up on punks , swolled up on fronts
once upon a crime no finger prints, innocence
killed , bullet to the head , deal
feel all the bull **** in the head , fill
these pages , paints this picture veins is
bleeding , change is coming , dollars gangbanging
fux wit me , bobby hill whipping whitney
roll out in the G whip ... with a 40 and a 60
going 100 thats my formula baby , formin a fortune bra
orca freewilly free will orchestrate freally
freal still illy banging on beats ,
cheech chong keefed chief bongs
and there aint gone be beef
Triple eh Beef
cripple A reef
wheelchair drive bys
rollin wit crazy legs
kidnap eminem and take the drugs from shadys bag
till im seeing eighty shades of grey
90 shades of shady in the nineties , blaze wit johnny
lay wit mommies ... leave there tounges tied around there tubes
no bae wit mommies
homie dont play.. but his tracks do
sicker then achuu ,choosing liqour from the tattoo on the babysitter
or was it her baby sister... im a gravy getter , getting baby gravy over her navy sweater ..
blaze till I cant see
is she reagan , on her nancy
tell a chick ta strip like her name is candy
Hurricane, hurry cane , get her wetter then a bitch name sandy
never talk to her again ... Plan B
ima pop a zanny
well you pop over fran the nanny like ya pops
i drop for a fan she drop her panties drop it in her fanny
drop it in your fanta , till your a fan ....

My writer's block comes and interrupts my jumping
Derails my train of thought, trying to cut off and disrupt my bumping
If only there was some way to stop this **** from fronting
I would stop at nothing to make this ************ jump or something
Can't hear myself, 'cause it's puffing on a dozen trumpets
Its breath stinks like it gulped a hundred rotten onions
Accidents happen when the dumbest truckers rush on junctions
Head-on collisions when these large-compartment trucks dysfunction
I'm on the boards like how a motherfucking Duzzit does it
Fed up like that Hoppopotamus on Wuzzles grumbling
Stumbling like some single mothers when they're drugged and drunken
Nailed by their husband, brothers, uncs and other cousins
Shake your butt to the dulcet percussion drums that's thumping
Give your girl a good humping till you nut some cum in
That's what's up with this motherfucking monster stomping
It won't stop until it loses consciousness and conks like shunters

drink red rum till im pissing murder
eat beef and **** burgers
heard another herd
herb another burb
gutter butter churn,
brothers utters turn , concernced
lucerne milk stash on that gash
hip hop im up in that ass
no wrap , shiiit im nast .. like Asap passing gas
at the dental office off this dentist for laughing gas
I dont have ta rap, just tap my sack on your head ....
playing golf between vaginal walls , she gettin forehead
another whore dead , force fed a horse head
in your bed ... sleeping on um ... narcoleptic hulk
grim reefin on um


HIGHpro

beats beats beats
run these tracks
no cleets freak deek
run it back
faster then a running back
running fast for hundid stacks
hunted cats , hummin rap
I gots it front ta back
intuition fundin that
havein fun n thats ,all that matters
all that blabber
yaba dabba take another dab a shatter
all that mathers, I listened to
when I would sit in school
through the ridicule
in middle school
Now I riddle you
bitch I aint like you
im gettin rid a you
legends of a little dude
shine like that light do
mind like mine im always on grind an
going for the diamond,dime n I aint droppin , dieing
or stopping
rhymin hip hoppin i'll never show no caution
go ahead an cross um ... Jesus ... how long for my prophets

this ones for the non beliebers
in canada we get are beaver
sippin litres Bonita margirita
ariba ariba smoke the chiba chiba
yo quero Hip Hop hoes
tacos an the nacho
out there gettin guaco , guap flow
was a close shave now im making quatro
vato, u can get bottled , with a 40 or mascato
thats my motto,shelby cobra thats my model
for all you snakes tryn take away tommorrow

I challenge any rapper to tell me I aint a rapper
Boombapper , before napster for the benefit a masters
reminiss the pens an scripts , bending shiiiit with the penmanship
some **** they never get
some **** I never sweat
like rhetoric noone said it better bitch
bed a bitch
when im in the dog house
**** this, im going to my doggs house
smoking on that god cloud
stay high for those days I got down
runnin like biggie an pacs sound
on a track , gonna take a shot now
before a gunner gonna take a shot pow
and I become the one of those Icarus wings shot down
gunnners guns are liqour not getting clubbed or shot pal
rollin dubs with top down
High as **** whom I tryn to top now ??
Green means Go im not going stop now
not gonna pull over for a cop now , so they can pull there cock out
an give my dead body a cavity search
shits going down thats how gravity works
u pussies can get FUCKED thats how your anatomy works


HIGHpro

When I roll up a Jesus joint, I lift God's name up on high
Blazing the lye when I put the flame on the thai
Raise up my eyes, and as I tote, show elated surprise
when I see the smoke raise to the sky
just like an elevator or an escalator inside of an esplanade
when I parade; I feel amazed at the sight as I gaze at the night
My face plays a craze just like a patient insane
Caged and constrained in a maze full of guys (*loony laugh*)
When I'm stoned, I find it difficult to pace
Fixed and positioned in a space that is quiet
with a composition that's naked in sight
The scent and essence playing games with my mind
as I lay and recline, leaving all the anguish behind
Travelling through the astral plane as it winds
It's like going back decades at a time and watching the days all rewind
So in a way, I unwind; once I return home, I ache on all sides
like I've just played a tiring game with the Giants
Personality like an evilly enraged little tyrant
and at the same time like a groom when he's engaged to his bride
Adrenalin-induced like races in rides in the break of the lights
with promiscuous babes who are fly
Having seizures like demons who prey and who pry
until you have to get a priest to do away with those swines
Smoking and choking until the day that I die
My body's embalmed and my paper's placed in the grave where I'll lie

I've been known to have episodes bigger than soaps
My dope lyrics smoke thicker than the spliff that you tote
So get me a rope 'cause right now I feel psychotic
like I've mixed my chronic with some antibiotics
Finding it extremely hard to swallow and gargle
just like Goofy does in those Disney cartoons
Even if I'm dipped in and out of water I'd have trouble breathing
and getting some air into my nostrils
At this rate I'll be turned into a fossil
And become extinct like when the dinosaurs got clobbered
by the meteor that came by and tore up everything in its path
while the sauruses were nibbling on corpses
This is just a homage to hold
the best darn Hip-hop **** that's always been bumped in regard
to the gangsters who always play their cards right
There are Kings in Queens hustling like Aces all night
Some of them got Hearts in their place when they fight
Bats and Clubs make a hundred G's get taken to flight
And by "G's", I don't mean the dollar bills that give a brother thrills
when he purchases champagne on the ice
When a man wears a ring on his finger he's a Diamond
until another rolls by and takes a really bad shine to him
That ************'s just been laid
and has been thrust in his grave with some rusty old Spades
It's a never-ending cycle of viciousness
When a guy gets all spiteful and villainous
And bystanders stand by with their bitchiness
and stand there like, "Why is no-one ending this?"
Girls get rammed and dimes are all bending it
like bedspreads that get lied on by hedonists
It's all materialistic hype, man, whatever the ****
happened to b-boy freestylists, the decks and discs?
That **** all went with the '90's when there was fits
between the East Side and guys in the West of it
Tupac got shot twice and that was it
Then Biggie, then Pun died from unhealthy fits
Now it's all one big, ginormous stench of ****
which stinks much higher than Heaven is

I pull a hat out the magic in a rabbit
yabba dab it ta the flint stone
sparking till the flint gone
watching the flicker
aint ever watching ma liqour
lick her six six sixer
little devils make me horny
her sister blazing like swishers
raised raising a fist up
system can get fist fucked if it aint down
Im lit up git up Lift up my spirits lifted
listen to my soul
theres a couples things it knows
lipton for the flow
smoke a bowlio High have you seen my portfolio
a porterhouse with polio
a quarter pound a drolito
Mojito wont stop till ive seen mo C Notes then al pacino
doing it my way like carlito

they ate it all up like a fat girl in porn.
Big headed leave that pussy torn
circumsized still fux with ma hoodie on
buzzed for lightyears still got my woodie on
put it on like Big L .... even after im gone , gone rapper , wrapped up an gone master the beyond eons of rap slurrs for thyne peons... Be gone...
-HIGHpro

there he was tied to a tree , hit after hit , laughter kick laughter,
dick hanging, 30 minutes before someone came an , cut the tape
Bastards thought it was great , in his mind thinking , this has gotta stop faster then disc brakes, distaste building this taste filling his heart ,spit it on a track ,gon yak faster then koniak ,combat , walk up calm bat any ma ****** who wanted contact,on track or real life ... fists or a steel pipe ... bitch you feel tight... your ID looking real light ...what are you Five teen, this doesnt feel right... she gonna take all the feelng he has left ...eat that heart out his chest ,swallow his last breath. placenta think my raps fresh
Backstage gettin full access .. dont need to act cess ... **** a actress dirty rapper on a porn matress ,on the floor with a fat bitch , scoring a forign hat trick till im touring forbes schematics ,forming alluring habits,performing for fortune cabbage , cab it bus it , bust it savage where ever im at bitch , crush it , dust it , sniff it ,**** it , stab it , grab it , lets discuss it , diss cuss it , either you dick suck it or fist **** it .. got my wrist up it .. this puppet...
socio path , dont know me you dont know thee half
dont even rap , homie Bleed and Scrap poems leaving dap
bone fragments splashed on a canvas attached to the hippocampus
attached to sick flow , sicko with a sickle
sicker with mah pickle
tickler with mah middle leg
ticker tick tick could spittle frags
tricked a trick trick pop a skittle bag
rip rip a riddle
spliff spliff official
no initials on the pistol
just a piston when im pissed off spittin epistles

BIGGIE SMALLS STYLE

ILLustraight, call me Mr. Makaton
'Cause I flip middle fingers, that's my sign language charm
Smack a chick's wrist, then punch her in the face with a clenched fist
until she's down like a wish-list
You wanna call me a rap biter, well I have incisors
that give you a teething snag like a bad writer
I'm in a mad cypher, so follow me like a band piper
I make the fam's cry to my tune and get those hamlets hyper
Alas, now I'm talking theatrically
Making moves, dissing plastic artists dramatically
Automatically adapting with apt ataraxy
actually attracting faculties with immaculate tenacity
It's a reality like non-fiction books
Giving brutes the slip like oil cans like a slick crook
Mentally I'm, remarkable
I'm marking you then flipping you over like the boards do
So I warn you, your deeds will prove costly
You +Might Be+ a +Giant+, but you'll never be "the boss of me"
************

you ever feel empty
you ever feel envy
you ever feel you cant feel till 4:20
you ever

you ever feel willing to kill fo a deal
you ever feel dealin 2 pills fo a deal
you ever
you ever feel theres other rappers actors do it just for appeal
just for justification I wont adjust fo justice
hungry like **** this , just for a meal
funkin till I cant function at the function with jessica biel
she munchin on my dunkins with definite skill
Man wake up your dreaming
keep it poppin till theres nothing left in the pill
that Molly fake .. this mescaline real
Baked as cake , with cake that I make
robbin with a Bat man , no cave or a cape

you ever
you ever feel your heart bleeding
filling your lungs every time you breathe in
you ever feel reason slipping as demons
reach in , your wallet creepin tryn catch you sleepin
seein you loose your cents , since you sensei seedin
eden , growing freedom on the pages breedin
sense my sentences easin

Peace n Im out blazein cheeeseimms

HIGHpro

RUBY

1:
I discovered her in a deep cave, she was delicate
Just like the Holy Spirit's rays, she was brilliant
and still is; a gem underneath an ancient relic that's
So unique one can never make a replica
A beautiful diamond who's hailed from Malaga
The lucky thing was that I was placed right next to her
While the pastor was hosting the congregational fellowship
I looked at her, and studied her grace and her elegance
A lady who's intelligent with a face like Jennifer
Lopez, a devout Christian babe with abstinence
Never commits sins that raids the flesh in her
nor behaves in a way that betrays her character
Once she got to know my housemate, I was next up
We got acquainted and made an amazing connection
And it was there that a new page would be sketched in
A new chapter of a fairy tale of existence

2:
She could be a Briar Rose or another Cinderella
Both are humble and work menial jobs as little beggars
But it's not the profession they take part in
but it's what are inside the hearts that spark their characters
She works as an au-pair half an hour away from me
In a rise apartment overlooking the station street
While she takes it in stride caring for the bundle of joy
The parents scream at her for not ordering her toys
She gets treated like the naughtiest boy
or the naughtiest girl who doesn't behave when she's amongst the hoi-polloi
A commoner amongst people who hoard
and employers who don't take other workers' feelings on board
It's a blast from the past, my Mum used to suffer that
She got swept and put under the carpet like rugged trash
It's a coincidence for me
That Ruby's going through the same **** and it's sickening to me

3:
Ruby, the most precious girl I've ever done met
It's just a shame that she's not wearing a heavenly vest
She's an example of divine intervention at best
A anti-depressant for whenever I'm depressed or upset
She's the cure to my sickness, the comfort for my discomfort
She brings vibe to my ears like rocking at London concerts
A walk in the park with her brings a burst of fresh air
and virtually clears my whole entire burnt atmosphere
She's the Sita to my Rama, she lights my way
The reason I wake up to a brighter day
Dressed like a fragrant flower I can smell all day
and yet she doesn't have much threads in her wardrobe trays
I can imagine her rocking a halo
Never engaging in any Mortal Kombat like Kano
Always dreaming that we properly stay close
and hoping I'll never have to say, "Hasta luego."

they aint **** , acting like they saint **** , aint even on the same **** ,sayin **** , like im super sayen ****.so over your head im getting circumsized ...you aint even a thought sir, cum sized , drop in ya mom thighs ..leave those pussies lips tounge tied .**** a contract a tattoo gun an koniak and your still unsigned...

rip out ya voice box reebok with the ewoks ... **** these sell outs dont make Cents all this Cheap talk ... I wouldnt do a nickle for a dime dick covered in crisco , go ahead an draw a picture , ima draw ma pistol, never draw a blank, sicko bank on my sickle , I could be frank but rather be blunt , roll up an smoke ya front . wanna take it out back , Im about that make ya mouth crack , got you looking mo pussy then a house cat,sittin back in hazmat with the rest the lab rats ,Im done cuttin tracks , thats ******* whack I just wanna slice ya wrists , **** acting nice an shiit , I know your girl like this diiick..dude I caught you ******* the dog an you still look like the bitch,

shits sleezy , b easy , n keep it breezy .... smoke yo weedies till your weezing like weezy ...keep it greezy ,and a piece for peace... before they try n Rock ya ,leave ya with some Z Zz`s on top ya ... befo Barracka try n Pac ya pop pop ya like big poppa . lets do it proper dirtier then hoffa,aint burying my coffin ,coughing , burying thyne caution , bossin,worries n insecurities lost n devine ,define awesome ,defy often , often climb to a new high to get lost in . lozenge for the mind , vine attached to the blossom,thorn in the side of beauty hold on and feel life drip from your finger tips

**** it ya`ll suck dick .. chaney old asss brady bunch of babies thinking ya`ll have rabies , crazy , brainzing ya menstrul well im gettin mental in the asylum daily ... tell you to go **** yourself but your 2 pussy , put the safety scissors down rookies