Creative ideas to turn your woman on

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Im in a LDR and things have become too predictable etc. same ole buying dinner and maybe watch a movie. Do you ladies and or gentlemen have any great ideas on high to spice things up? What could i guy do to turn you on over the phone , instead of dinner and movies....Please help!!!

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@beyondsight,

Just remember your tongue is stronger than your rod.

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@beyondsight,

HIBACHI. Those little Asian steakhouses where they slice and dice the food in front of you. It's a little pricey, but way cooler than "dinner". Also if you guys are going to go out to eat all the time make an adventure out of it and go somewhere new every time. Blue man group, jump off a plane, visit your nearest major city and walk around in circles, kayaking, camping, horsback riding, shooting, SEX GAMES, golfing, etc.

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Turn her on over the phone? Like with sexy messages and sexy talk right? If that's what you meant, then I would suggest you send her random text messages throughout the day that'll make her feel beautiful and sexy. Not the "What are you wearing" kind. But more like, "Hey beautiful, hope you're thinking of me, because I can't stop thinking about you". It's cheesy but it works.

And then you can practice your seductive talk (and voice) for night conversations. I'm sure there's a YouTube video to teach you. Smile

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@beyondsight,

Give her a sex pill with cold drink or with any other drink .This is the shortest method to do and if you want another way to do then you can foreplay with her and many more .

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How about a bit of role play? She could dress up as a prison officer while you slop out.

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@izzythepush,

Classic ...stupid !
What kind of women are you dealing with?
Wait why am I asking? I know! Yuck

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@Eliusa,

Eliusa wrote:

Classic ...stupid !
What kind of women are you dealing with?
Wait why am I asking? I know! Yuck

Its the only way izzy can continue to slob in the mud..

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@Krumple,

Yeah. Mud is his lube! Lol

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@beyondsight,

beyondsight wrote:

Im in a LDR and things have become too predictable etc. same ole buying dinner and maybe watch a movie. Do you ladies and or gentlemen have any great ideas on high to spice things up? What could i guy do to turn you on over the phone , instead of dinner and movies....Please help!!!

Take out the trash and/or do the dishes without being asked.

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@izzythepush,

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.M817896987c45119910526172fac6295do0%26pid%3D15.1&f=1

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@bobsal u1553115,

So much stuff shoots over their heads they're practically subterranean.

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@izzythepush,

As we say here in the 'States: ''Screw 'em, they can't take a joke.''

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@bobsal u1553115,

He can't make a joke. Tis is why he can't take a joke.
BTW OP was asking a question.

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@beyondsight,

Sorry thread got de-railed.
Ty to write sexy script. And read it to her.
Women love with ears.

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@izzythepush,

http://able2know.org/topic/332166-1#post-6279566

Now I get it. We stumbled into an English lesson.

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@bobsal u1553115,

Most of her posts a like that, like something a backward child would write. Racists are stupid.

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