Prove that God exists

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To an atheist, there is no God. Is there really no God?

I believe there is, based on these two evidences:
1. Drink an egg direct from the anus of a hen. Did you feel any solids? Yet when it hatches, there is a beak, a skeleton, fine feather, etc. Where did they come from?
2. A baby was born dead. It was buried. After a few years, it was exhumed. Where did the skeleton come from? We know that what is given by the male is sperm in liquid form. The egg cell from a woman is just one cell.

Those who believe that there is no God, please answer the evidences.

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@peacecrusader888,

I think youve answered the great mystery of all time. Who would have thought that it was all from Uranus.

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@peacecrusader888,

No one can explain these things. They are the mysteries of life that only God can know. Someday I will travel to the Philippines so that I can speak to him directly, until then I can only pray for wisdom.

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I can think of something you can drink directly from my anus, but first i need to drink about another quart of coffee . . . hold on . . .

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There must be a first uncaused cause. That said there is nothing else one can speak about "God".

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@Setanta,

You testing the new RG rules old chap ? Why do you even bother ?

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@peacecrusader888,

Eggs do not originate from hens' arses.
A counter-example of your 'egg' analogy would be - She, that did swallow of her man's countenance, came not accross legs, arms, nor a ribcage during her undertaking/s.

As long as you believe in yourself, peacecrusader, others' opininions matter not.
You'd have more fun on a christian forum, imo.

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@mark noble,

actually eggs DO issue from a chiscken's ass. Birds do not have a separate urogenital opening they have a cloaca, which is a multi purpose opening.

Thats why eggs are often covered with ****. Washing eggas until super clean is always a good idea before soft boiling

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@farmerman,

So they do not have an anus?

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@mark noble,

what part of ass did you miss?

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@farmerman,

So, birds, along with other animals, lay eggs via their cloaca/s.
Or, birds, along with other animals, lay eggs via their arse/s.

Which is correct?

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@mark noble,

both . a cloaca is an ass, whats so hard?

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The Romans understood . . . they called their sewer system the Cloaca Maxima.

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@peacecrusader888,

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1. Drink an egg direct from the anus of a hen.

I believe I should use "cloaca" instead of "anus".

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@farmerman,

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Who would have thought that it was all from Uranus.

What do you mean by "Uranus", farmerman? Do you believe there is God?

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@peacecrusader888,

Im pretty sure that gods come from Uranus.

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@farmerman,

Simple and effective joke. Good for starting the day while I try to wake up. Wink

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@Fil Albuquerque,

But it was SO old...

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@farmerman,

So (And I genuinely don't want to draw you into your 'I am a total fuckwad, who knows not when I am (Convenietly) exposed, as thus, AN "ARSE" = "Cloaca'?

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