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Bear drinks 36 beers and passes out

 
 
Reply Tue 24 Aug, 2004 09:47 am
Edit: Moderator: Moved from General News to Human Interest Stories

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&e=1&u=/ap/20040818/ap_on_fe_st/beer_bear

BAKER LAKE, Wash. - Rain-eeeeer .... Bear? When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby — dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer.

The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.


Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.


"He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."


A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.


Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.


"This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."
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Reply Tue 24 Aug, 2004 01:55 pm
The bear must recognize that he has a problem , and, by doing so, will make his first, determined steps to a clean and sober life. We're pullin for ya bear.
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Reply Tue 24 Aug, 2004 03:03 pm
we have a bunch of bears around our property up here in maine and they are a big pain in the ass.
if I can getr a case of Rainier and left it out so theyd drink, pass out and then wake up all hung over, would i be considered an enabler?
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Reply Tue 24 Aug, 2004 03:05 pm
Yes, farmerman. And you'd be enabling the bear to drink insipid beer, which is worse. Rainier used to brewed in Seattle; I have no idea where it's brewed now. Sad...
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Reply Tue 24 Aug, 2004 05:46 pm
was Rainier a sweet beer? bears go nuts over sweets. My wife feeds our bears. I tell her shes nuts too, because while we are gone they try to get into the big steel building. They havent succeeded but every yeqar we come back there aqre more scratch marks on the sill plates.
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Reply Thu 26 Aug, 2004 09:46 am
Not especially sweet. Just the standard local lager. Now, though, who knows. I don't even know where the stuff is being brewed. The brewery is right beside the freeway south of downtown, only now it's the headquarters for a coffee company...
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 05:06 am
The only American beer that retains the local brewery (not microbrewery) feel, is Yuengling. This is one of the finest tasting beers (especially their Chesterfield Ale) and its a well kept secret. I dont think much of it makes it ouit of PA. When we came up to Maine I had to buy several cases for my ex-hippie friiends whove moved to Vermont and MAine yeqars ago. They only miss Yuengling beers and we manage to sponge off them for aa few days by bringing a Yuengling tribute.
I havent drunk it for 11 years but I can still remember the taste , most other beers I only recall as sour tasting headache sauce.
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 05:08 am
Yuengling is as available as Budweiser here in God's Country...good stuff too.
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 05:12 am
That's arguably the Top Human interest story. :-)

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=31606
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=31613
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 07:49 am
bear-whatare you saying??? Yuengling is Yuengling. Did Budweiser buy them? ohhh Jeezus, isnt anything sacred? i hope they havent started adding piss to the mash and then watering it down.
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 08:09 am
no, farmerman I'm merely saying Yuengling is easy to come by here.....sorry to scare you like that.....
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 12:46 pm
oh............. never mind.
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 01:41 pm
It could be worse, it coulda been Iron City Beer . . .
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 01:44 pm
AHHHH Iron City, Rheingold, and that shit from Baltimore. 3 of the finest headache inducing brewskies made.

Oh yeh National Bohemian ---yaaaag
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 01:46 pm
National Bo, now there's a horror story from the past . . . don't forget Rolling Rock . . .
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 01:52 pm
Don't forget POC.....
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Reply Fri 27 Aug, 2004 01:56 pm
Or the green death:

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Reply Sun 29 Aug, 2004 10:19 pm
Interesting re Green Death: Rainier used to brew an ale (that wasn't really an ale) fondly referred to as Green Death...
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