@chai2,
ha, I almost posted that one
@neologist,
neologist wrote:
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy
You are so very naughty
When seeking a poem
Your fertile mind doth roam
Into the realm of the bawdy
Well commented.
You've pierced into Lordy's ridiculousness, You "insulted" him and he echoed with you as if he's a masochist.
<insert slapped forehead noise here>
Here, this might help . . .
. . . although my advice is just to ignore Oristar.
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
<insert slapped forehead noise here>
And an "OUCH" noise from the direction of neologist.
neologist: why have you hit me?
Lordy: sorry for the mistake.
neologist: make no mistake next time!
Lordy: ye...s...buddy, just hope my mind will not roam into the realm of the bawdy.
Lordyaswas is, I hear
A man of unlimited cheer
And should we get together
No matter the weather
We'd hoist up a flagon of beer
The boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket
The ball rolled down his trouser leg
And hit the middle wicket
@neologist,
neologist wrote:
Lordyaswas is, I hear
A man of unlimited cheer
And should we get together
No matter the weather
We'd hoist up a flagon of beer
Till we are drunk in euphoria
Like happy pigs that fly
"That is a lie!"
Protests Lordy
"We are bunnies
Together-
Ready for bed fight"
Hmpf.
Back to topic:
Menu
The special entree for today
Is deep fat fried fish filet
Served with tartar. I like catsup
'Scuse me now. I'm gonna retchup
Carrington-Briggs cared not two figs
Whether he lived or died
But when he was dead, he lay on his bed
And cried and cried and cried.
There was a young man from Kent
Whose dick was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He bent the thing double
And instead of coming, he went.
@Lordyaswas,
A determined jihadist named Bass
Stuck a huge IED up his ass
they found all of his liver in the Suhwanee River
and his balls in a tree in MAdras
I saw a little elephant standing in my garden,
I said 'You don't belong in here', he said 'I beg your pardon?',
I said 'This place is England, what are you doing here?',
He said 'Ah, then I must be lost' and then 'Oh dear, oh dear'.
'I should be back in Africa, on the Serengeti Plain',
'Pray, where is the nearest station where I can catch a train?'.
He caught the bus to Finchley and then to Mincing lane,
And over the Embankment, where he got lost again.
The police they put him in a cell, but it was far too small,
So they tied him to a lampost and he slept against the wall.
But as the policemen lay sleeping by the twinkling light of dawn,
The lampost and the wall were there, but the elephant was gorn!
So if you see an elephant, in a Jumbo Jet,
You can be sure that Africa's the place that he is trying to get!
Spike M
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
Carrington-Briggs cared not two figs
Whether he lived or died
But when he was dead, he lay on his bed
And cried and cried and cried.
Don't bed fight so hard, Lordy.
We want both of you and neologist to be alive.
The Sum Limerick......
((12+144+20+3?4)/7)+(5*11)=9*9+0
@Lordyaswas,
Translated:
A dozen plus a gross plus a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals nine squared plus not a bit more.
On QI (BBC) the other night.
A poet named Declon McCann
Wrote verse that never would scan
He said "I'll admit.
I'm a bit of a twit."
But it's just that I like to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can.
Anonymous
