Shameful sexist languge must be banned!

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Just this morning while salting my breafast, I paused to reflect on the color of my Himalayan sea salt. And suddenly it dawned on me. . .
Why not Hermalayan sea salt?
And, while we're on the subject. . .
We know history. Why have we not heard herstory?
Why, our language is full of such scandalous examples.
Hysterectomy. . . Yeah, sure. . . It's hersterectomy, and we all know it.

Someting must be done!

I suggest you write your congressmeh.

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@neologist,

You picked a hell of a day to quit drinkin.

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@farmerman,

And I still have a half rack of Torpedos left.
Dagnabbit

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@neologist,

This looks like it could be a lot of fun and I think it might get us in trouble, heh heh heh heh

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How about Whomalayan?

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Yeah, yeah, spare us the femme-ily, preacherman. Rolling Eyes

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@neologist,

A mnemonic for the characteristics of histrionic personality disorder is "PRAISE ME":

Provocative (or seductive) behavior
Relationships are considered more intimate than they actually are
Attention-seeking
Influenced easily
Speech (style) wants to impress; lacks detail
Emotional lability; shallowness
Make-up; physical appearance is used to draw attention to self
Exaggerated emotions; theatrical

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@edgarblythe,

Uh, oh!
Now you have me worrying about this character named Hercules. . .

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@neologist,

And speaking of Hermalayan sea salt - why is it pink? Why not a masculine color like blue?

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@Ragman,

The shame will never end!!

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And how come men can get herpes?

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@neologist,

So the masculine adjective for herbal is hisbal?

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Man up, wimpsters, it's HIMalayan, HIStory, MANagement . . . suck it up, deal with it!

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A woman eats double, as a proud herbivorous..

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@George,

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And how come men can get herpes?

And hernias?

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@timur,

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A woman eats double, as a proud herbivorous..

So that's why they have udders.

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It gets even more confusing when you can't figure out how to stress syllables.
Is it 'her o' or 'his o'?
'he ro' or 'she ro'?

I can't find my brain now.
Sorry to have bothered you all.

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@neologist,

Can a man have a hissy fit???

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@glitterbag,

glitterbag wrote:

Can a man have a hissy fit???

More succinctly:
If a cross dresser has a hersy fit, is the tranny in reverse? How else could it fit?

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@neologist,

Oh, does that mean the tranny would become hersterical.

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Shameful sexist languge must be banned!

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