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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:08 am
Come here to drown your online frustrations and sorrows. Just play nice and don't get personal, or you're barred. Anyone can play sensitive bartender, or shoulder to cry on. We are well stocked with good booze and upscale pub grub. Cheers!
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:14 am
Since I'm one of those lucky blokes without much frustrations and sorrows, I'll be the bartender with an open ear. BTW, cav, what's the grub? Get'n a wee bit hungry. Smile
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:15 am
First I'll need a bacon cheeseburger and a Guinness :-D
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:15 am
Watcha want? I recommend the crab cakes.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:16 am
Montana wrote:
First I'll need a bacon cheeseburger and a Guinness :-D


Coming right up. There ya go.
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Montana
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:17 am
That was fast. What great service :-D Here's a $5 tip for ya ;-)
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:20 am
Crab cakes sounds great - with the Guinness. Wink
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George
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:22 am
Pabst Blue Ribbon and a bowl of pork rinds.
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zippityaye
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:24 am
spicy wings for me please

and a round for the house!

Cool
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:24 am
If ya'll look, it's all on the table.
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zippityaye
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:27 am
I like the ice sculpture Smile

rather risque wouldn't you say?
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:28 am
Thanks for the lo mein and spring water. Nice place you got here, I love the wood paneling!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:29 am
zippityaye! wrote:
I like the ice sculpture Smile

rather risque wouldn't you say?


While it looks like an ice sculpture, it's actually a glitter dusted naked model from which sushi will be served on later. Discuss amongst yourselves, my assistants will get you whatever you want.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:31 am
Indeed, nice here.

(The sign in the toilet said, I should notify someone to change the towel - which I herewith have done.)
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 11:32 am
Anybody watch the "race" on tv the other day? They had to gulp down two pounds of caviar. Anyhoos, we had caviar sent in from Russia, and they're on each table with crackers. Help yourself.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 12:00 pm
Thanks c.i. for sparing us from that Iranian ****. Smile
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Gala
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 12:44 pm
some guy just asked me if he could buy me a drink-- I told him "No thanks, but I'll take the $5"
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 12:55 pm
Man, what a shitty day....I'll take a tequila shot please. Make that a double. Drunk

Can I be that drunk at the end of the bar muttering under my breath and falling off my stool?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 01:11 pm
Kristie wrote:
Man, what a shitty day....I'll take a tequila shot please. Make that a double. Drunk

Can I be that drunk at the end of the bar muttering under my breath and falling off my stool?


Sure, have some guacamole and tortilla chips on the house. If you eat a bit, you can have the Mescal worms I've been saving. I took them out of the bottles and popped them in with the pickled eggs.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jul, 2004 01:26 pm
Shocked ooo, no worms....ick...just the tequila....Don Julio please....

and maybe some chips....

got any chocolate?
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