I'm Still A Girl

Here is proof I think of other things... This is the parody to Brad Paisley's "I'm Still a Guy". Even if you don't like country music, at the very least I hope it gives you a good chuckle!

" I'm Still a Girl "

When you see a problem, you fix it
And I just wanna talk it all out
When you're lost you just can't admit it
And I just wanna find the right route
You're probably thinking I think way too much
And in some ways, well maybe I will
Block me out, just don't talk
Oh but no matter what, remember I'm still a girl

When you'll see a chick flick I'm happy
But I know that you'd like to hurl
You think that Black Friday shopping sound crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a girl do some things she ain't used to
And in a weak moment I will, find you the remote
Talk about carburetor floats, but remember I'm still a girl

Chorus:
I'll put down that seat, channel surf with a smile
Pick your dirty socks up off the floor
Then turn right around with a glare so profound
Because PMS knocked on my door

I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying Yeah boys I bagged me a babe
She wears tight little shirts and short mini skirts
You oughta see that pair of... LEGS!
But when you say you'll buy me a diamond for christmas
Then I'm mad when I get a pearl
Well now, what can I say at the end of the day
Honey I'm still a girl

Chorus

These days there's girls wearing hard hats
Mechanics and delivering our mail
Talking gruff like a man with rough callousy hands
They don't care if they break a nail.
With all of these girls lining up to be suited
It's hip to live in a man's world
My eyelids are blue
My girls play peek a boo
Yeah honey I'm still a girl

Oh I don't spit or curse
There's midol in my purse
Oh thank God, I'm still a girl

Written by onevoice in 2010