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Has anyone here ever had sex with an ostrich? I almost did.

 
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 10:42 am
sort of a clover leaf exit ramp.....
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 10:49 am
Okaaaaaay...... Confused
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 11:03 am
Mr Stillwater wrote:
Dude, you might get a check-up. You could have contracted cherpes.


Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 11:06 am
I'm so sorry Gus! I shouldn't laugh when your heart is obviously breaking.

Maybe you should write a true love story about it while you finish your time in prison.
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 01:17 pm
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
sort of a clover leaf exit ramp.....



I never thought of it that way before...
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 01:29 pm
years ago this unfortunate young lad professed his fondness for
the large, flightless bird, and was forever ostracized by society.
http://www.keithryan.com/Images/ostrichman.jpg

gus, you do not want to follow in the footsteps of "ostrichman", do you?
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 02:57 pm
RP, I thought that was Gus's love chile.
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 04:12 pm
What's love got to do with it?
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2004 04:48 pm
Ask Tina...
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Reply Tue 7 Sep, 2004 10:56 pm
:wink: Tina had sex with ostriches? I thought that she was more into goats!!! :wink:
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