Second "New" Dr Seuss book to be released

Ya know, normally when artists dont put their art on the market when they are alive it is because they dont think it is good enough. The people who own the memory should keep that in mind, it is not all about getting every last dollar no matter what.

Went right over your head, junior.

Just absolutely gotta thumbs that gem up. Fire up your sock account and thumb it up, too.

All eyes for the aisle
With the pies in a pile

A jentacular meal
Of tentacular feel

Buy by the dozen
Those icy and frozen

Square pies and round
About to be found

Timing that melt
Rhyming that smelt

Like fish pie

I was expecting more of a "one pie, two pie, red pie, blue pie" sort of vibe.

Of course it did, it was such an obvious spoof that only a cretin like Hawkeye would think it was the real thing

Is there not a new book put out by his estate, selling 200,000 the first week?

If there is, it's not based on a shopping list he left behind.

Absolutely and this one ain't it.

This is typical Hawkeye, he says something wrong because he either doesn't understand what's happening or because he's trying to show off. Then he tries to worm his way out of it by pretending he meant something else.

He said Kim Jong Un was in Switzerland when he wasn't, he said the plane crash in the Alps was an act of terrorism when it was the pilot acting on his own and he advised Britain to leave the EU because of the effect of Greece in the Eurozone. Britain is not in the Eurozone and it largely unaffected by Greece. They don't owe us money.

He never lets his profound ignorance get in the way of his pontificating.

I have asked him to give an example of something he got right, just one thing, anything. Still waiting.