Sing along with me

I'm lighter now today~
cause: the sun is out.
I weigh 30lbs less when the sun comes out.
The moon in the sky,
pulls my hair dreads out,
and I'm lighter in the day~
cause: the sun is out.

I thank gravity;
When the sun is out~
cause: I am lighter in the day.
at least 30lbs; about.

GRaaaa- vity, pulls me away,
to the, Sun: and the Moon; in the day.

When there ain't no sun,
and the moon is down.
I weigh 100lbs more then I do right now.
the sun, pulls the moon back into place,
and I lift out of bed and I'm hurled into space -

Cause: I'm lighter in the day,
when the sun is out.
I love gravity,
it takes off 30lbs about-
when the sun; is in the sky -

I'm an astronaut,
floating about.
zipping around,
when I'm not tied to the ground.
The sun, pulls the moon back into place,
and I lose another 15lbs around and jump up to kiss it's face.

I love floating in the sky
like a bird or balloon,
and I come back down to the earth when bed soon.

I love the sun,
because it makes me weigh lighter when I run~
and the moon, cause it's pulls me out of bed like a werewolf when she spoons.

So I am singing,

Everyone!!!; is insane!:
for assuming gravity makes them smarter in any way.
But that is:
oKay, because

In the sun;
they weigh lighter in the sun,
they float and prance and play in the air when in the sun.

Cause: it's ***Gravity*** (schnazzy hands).