What kind of guy will be right for a quiet girl like me though.

I asked my sons to pick out a hamster that looked like me (apart from my avatar)....they will be murdered whilst they sleep .

yay, I can't see that picture

I wish I had son to pick me hamster mascot too

You no want mess with me. I iz Buff Hamster!



But I iz also peaceful Hamster. No fighting. Let's watch movie instead. I luv monster movies. Here's my favorite. It's really scary!

lol that iis cool! Wait until I get shober. I'll show you the Hamstaer's Way!

And now for a musical interlude. . . .

I know some of those guys....typical isnt it ...big music stars now, wont give you the time of day...

It has been censored . Drag it into your address bar .

Hey, you little naughty Gopher! -I- wanted to post this hit!! But you forgot original creators, heer!:

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A

Staring: Puffy, Wuffy, Nuffy and Scruffy

(how do I embed youtube video? )

You've got it all wrong! I'm not a rodent; I'm a cute, adorable puppy!



I just want everybody to love me! I look at the world through soulful eyes, and I'm always sticking my cold nose into people's faces and other places that are off limits. How could anyone reject my adorableness?

Ah, what's the use? As long as I don't change my avatar, I'll always be some kind of a rat.

By the way, that cartoon of our four singing Hamsters made me cringe!



This is how:

1) First, type the following: [youtube]

2) Then type the URL of the You Tube video: [youtube]the URL of the You Tube video

3) And now type [/youtube] after the URL of the You Tube video: [youtube]the URL of the You Tube video[/youtube]

When you click on either the "Preview" or the "Reply" button, what you typed will be replaced by the video itself.

Speaking of videos, here's another one. Enjoy!

u know this is sorta funneh, because as a matter of fact, I am actually bunny!

No, iz really mean it! Bunnehz are my destine specie and iz totally grew up amons them. So... uh... like... I'm gonna post like sum nice bunniez...


The problem is that most of the time I am either busy or drunk. So quess which situation iz now Still, herz van poem fur U:

the face he made when realized what's missing:

I can't think of any gags at this time.

That hamster looks like you in your younger days...were you a bottle hamster or...

somebunny is deleting my posts! Bad mods. They no like furry humour. BAD MODS!!!

They arent deleted they are just NSFW . (Psstt ! The mods are hamsters too !)

mods are big ugly moles. They call me dweeb, muddiggers!

hey, gophers, I made a song for you

https://www.facebook.com/NotYourAverageGoat/videos/830458373742579/?fref=nf