for those that think al gore invented the internet

The real question is: does Powel have photographs of the squirrels of mass destruction hidden in Iraq???

Re: for those that think al gore invented the internet


Many of us we use our brains to tell the difference between a squirrell and a president. What we have in office now is a president who is a squirrel.

Maybe the squirrels nuts are bombs?

well, obviously the squirrels were disquised as groundhogs and moved (during the night) to kansas.

Does Texas have squirrels?

Doglover, did you mean squirrel nuts are bombs? My, they have very small bombs indeed!!

Listening. For, as you know, from tiny acorns we get oak trees, if we have near infinite patience, and if there are no developers around.

Some of the squirrels seem to be working for our side, but they might be in trouble (it is kinda dangerous around there)

Oh yes, Diane. That is indeed what I meant. Those nut bombs may be small but they are extremely powerful.

Homeland Security employee: "Excuse me, sir, but I'm going to have to search those for concealed weapons of mass destruction."

Hey, that's Tom DeLay!

He's NUTS about redistricting...

DeLay is being investigated here in Texas for financial scandals involving the redistricting.

The way the Republicans cut up my city of Austin into pieces during the redistricting is sickening. It was a poorly-concealed ploy to get Lloyd Dogget out of office... but there are TONS of people here who will fight hard to keep him.

My district now runs all the way south, to the border with Mexico... it's about 250 miles long and narrower than you could believe. Truly a horrible misuse of political power.

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