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Reply Sun 18 Oct, 2009 02:09 am
You broke Mr. Ed's heart when you openly ignored his advice to place money on an obviously fixed race he was trying to give you some insider information to you on the phone. You big bully! Razz
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I just ate honey nut cheerios today. Neutral
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Reply Sun 18 Oct, 2009 06:01 am
That figures, a nut for a nut.

I'm going to see Liza Minnelli in a live concert next week.
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Reply Sun 18 Oct, 2009 01:50 pm
As usual you will be too drunk to remember the performance -- as will she.

I just saw Bob Dylan perform.
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Reply Mon 19 Oct, 2009 08:50 pm
I'm guessing the hearing aid was turned up for that one...


I'm mudding and painting again.
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Reply Mon 19 Oct, 2009 10:10 pm
More mud than paint on the walls, about time you let a man in.

Our first warm day, will go down to the beach for a jog shortly.
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Reply Mon 19 Oct, 2009 10:15 pm
Haven't you been banned from that nudist beach last summer?

Today, I emailed a relative stranger a copy of a file of the Theme from Schindler's List, a first time for such an illicit and scandalous event.
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Reply Tue 20 Oct, 2009 11:18 pm
The stranger is an escaped Nazi war criminal. Better hide yourself!

I try to recycle as much as I can.
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Reply Wed 21 Oct, 2009 04:43 am
No doubt your partner would recycle you too if she had a chance.

I'm in the process of organizing a trip away over Christmas.
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Reply Wed 21 Oct, 2009 11:58 am
A one way ticket aboard the space shuttle we hope.

I shall be in sunny Florida for Christmas.
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Reply Tue 27 Oct, 2009 11:45 pm
Don't count your chickens, the FBI might find you before then, cold in Washinton DC at that time!

The weather has finally broken, spent a good deal at the beach today with the temperature at 90 degrees.
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Reply Thu 29 Oct, 2009 12:28 pm
And you had the beach to yourself after frightening everyone off with your decrepit body.

I am looking at an electric car.
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Reply Thu 29 Oct, 2009 12:32 pm
Are you that slow or oblivious that you can't get out of the middle of the to dodge a slow moving Prius?

Last night, I contacted an army recruiter to see if I can reenlist back into the army, (I first served from 1990 to 1994). Neutral
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Reply Thu 29 Oct, 2009 02:15 pm
He said they only take back men who were HONORABLY discharged.

Work has been a bit slow lately.
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 02:14 am
Sober up first and things will seem normal again.

The new beach wear for the ladies here is a revelation.
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 03:44 pm
So, they're finally allowed to show their ankles in Australia.

I'm headed up to San Fransisco to do a voice over.
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 05:19 pm
Hurray for speech therapy!!!

It's raining again. I miss the blue sky.
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 06:06 pm
Did you take your chance to get your yearly shower before it stops raining?

My doctor says I should volunteer at a rest home or a community center.
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 10:00 pm
Why not book yourself in you're due for retirement.

Having a quiet drink with the boys right now.
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Reply Fri 30 Oct, 2009 11:29 pm
<<must>><< bite>><< own>><<hand>>
<<must >><<refrain>><<from>>
<<Michael>><<Jackson>><<insult>>! Mad


Mad


Mad


Who is your role models? Hank Hill, Bill Dauterive and Dale Gribble?!
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(((PHEW))) I did it! Very Happy

I am meeting a friend for lunch Saturday!
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Reply Sat 31 Oct, 2009 12:35 am
Your old pal Dick Cheney! Of course, even he won't be friends with you after the lunch.
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The bridge in out here in San Fran. Can't leave the city.
 

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