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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 03:26 pm
Good for you, you'll find 'sympathy' between sympathomimetic and symphony in the dictionary.

I'm going out for lunch today.
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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 04:50 pm
Wife kicked you out of the house again.

I' thinking of getting a new water softener.
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Post: # 3,785,770
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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 07:44 pm
O' , U R terribly cold aw'right.

If we ever had to live without Pepsi!!http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1678/pepsitruckwcokemachine.jpg
Post: # 3,785,920
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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 11:19 pm
You were supposed to reply to me you Pepsi addict.

I only drink about two soft drinks a year.
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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 11:19 pm
Did you hear about Pepsi's new soda just for blondes like you? It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.

Getting the bbq ready for a juicy T-bone and a cold beer tonight.
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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 11:26 pm
nicky, I don't know what happened this is the first I've seen your post
I can insult you if you want Laughing
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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 11:28 pm
yeah and about 20,000 beers

live and let die
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Post: # 3,785,933
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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 11:31 pm
all by yourself I see, comfort eating

if it's not one thing....it's another
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Reply Fri 16 Oct, 2009 12:21 am
You're no different to other women, forever changing your mind.

My company tonight is someone special.
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Reply Fri 16 Oct, 2009 12:32 am
They would have to be special to eat ur cooking

Queen olives and red wine go together good
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Reply Fri 16 Oct, 2009 12:36 am
Elitist and racist?! Huh! What's wrong with serf olives and white wine?!

I'm afraid my bedroomful of teddy bears et al are going to stage a coup d'etat....
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Reply Fri 16 Oct, 2009 12:50 am
You should be afraid ......
very afraid
since you just ignore them

This thread is funny again

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Reply Fri 16 Oct, 2009 03:22 am
Thanks to a sharp but dumb blond's input. Laughing

I've turned the lights low and have selected some exciting music.
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Reply Fri 16 Oct, 2009 08:04 am
It must be "Square Dance Night" in the Dutchy household.



I might sleep out under the stars tonight.
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Reply Fri 16 Oct, 2009 11:25 am
Getting too crowded under the bridge?

An ex-girlfriend is trying to contact me.
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Reply Fri 16 Oct, 2009 02:06 pm
HE wants his skirts and wigs back!

I've been eating too much rice these past weeks.
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Reply Sat 17 Oct, 2009 07:11 pm
You have singlehandedly rescued China's economy.

I shopped at WalMart today.
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Reply Sat 17 Oct, 2009 07:31 pm
You just padded the Walton family bank account. None of that money will actually go to pay the no-benefits holding, part time working, food stamps and Medicaid needy Walmart entrance greeter.

I just deposited a $100 check today and I won't be able to get any money from that account until it clears this Tuesday. [sigh]
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Reply Sat 17 Oct, 2009 07:58 pm
My heart bleeds for you, now you know what it is like being stone broke.

Backed the winner of Australia's 2nd Major Horse race which stopped the nation, $1050 in front, you beauty.
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Reply Sat 17 Oct, 2009 10:31 pm
Wow! That makes up for part of the $100,000 you've lost so far!

I have never gambled on the horses.
 

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