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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2009 12:57 am
"Some" is correct until the lifesavers rescued you from drowning.

My garden once again looks a picture after all the rain we've had.
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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2009 03:20 am
not your effort anyways!
its too windy & cold here
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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2009 03:41 am
How would you know, you spend all your time indoors watching Bollywood movies.

I'm enjoying some classical music again tonight.
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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2009 10:14 am
You are watching a Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is posing as the conductor.

I am preparing for my European working vacation.
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Reply Thu 9 Jul, 2009 03:55 pm
The only 'working' you'll be doing is visiting Xaviera Hollander in Amsterdam.

Today I will be visiting the new Panda enclosure at the local zoo.
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 12:09 am
A nuisance to the poor animals there !
Im just not able to post pics in A2K
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 12:19 am
If they're pics of you we don't want to see them anyway.

I have been enjoying my days off.
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 12:41 am
Just sleeping obviously!!!
Keeing my fingers crossed for the pic!
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 06:16 am
Don't bother we know what you look like, you old hag.

Going to be a great weekend coming up.
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 06:21 am
Eating your way through the hours for sure!
Wanna go home and take rest
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 06:36 am
That's all you ever do you lazy sod, no wonder you're putting on so much weight.

I'm watching a funny movie, the Marx Bros, "A night at the Opera".
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 10:30 am
It's still funny after your 3,000th viewing, eh? You must be known as "most easily amused".

I had lunch last year with Groucho's son Arthur.
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Reply Fri 10 Jul, 2009 05:25 pm
Met him in the State penitentiary did you?

Today I will be attending the main football match with the boys.

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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 01:24 am
And the boys will have to drive your staggering drunk ass home again.

I shall be attending a function on the beach in Camarillo tomorrow.
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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 03:12 am
What possible function could they hold on a nudist beach?

I shall be attending church tomorrow.
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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 10:05 am
Even though the pastor and congregation don't want you there?

I'm going paragliding today.
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Reply Sat 11 Jul, 2009 07:57 pm
With your weight you won't even get off the ground.

I'm going to take a stroll beachside shortly.
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Reply Sun 12 Jul, 2009 05:52 pm
Once again they will try to drag you back to sea thinking you are a beached whale.

I am a bit sunburned from yesterday.
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Reply Mon 13 Jul, 2009 05:47 am
Sign of old age creeping on, better keep that pale skin hidden in future.

I'm thinking of growing a beard.
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Reply Mon 13 Jul, 2009 11:39 am
We all wish you would to hide that face.

I think my neighbor is trying to seduce me.
 

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