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Reply Thu 2 Jul, 2009 11:43 pm
Any excuse to chase the skirts for you.

Cut the lawns for my neighbour who will be coming home today.
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 12:49 am
Favour with a cunning intent ofcourse!
Me going through a puzzled stage!
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 01:26 am
Women are a lifleong puzzle, you're no exception baby and we're here to unravel you! Smile

Another cold night down here, so I'm staying inside with a hot coffee and freshly baked apple cake and cream.
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 02:01 am
Dont blame the chilly night for the usual gluttony u exhibit!
I wish i had a silent day with loads of touching poems
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 02:34 am
That would be a blessing in disguise you non-stop chatter-box.

I'm in a romantic mood tonight.
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 02:56 am
Tonight is an unwanted word there! Every night is just the same 4 u!
A little tensed over things here..
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 03:30 am
Burnt your dinner again as usual!

I'm attending a wedding party on Sunday.
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 04:05 am
Just for the feast they offer i presume!
Have to visit my friends home in the evening! Wondering whether a change of clothes is essential!
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 04:13 am
I wouldn't bother, you can't improve an old bag.

Right now I'm listening to some classical music, infact Benjamin Britten's, A Hymn to the Virgin.
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 05:19 am
And of what use will it ever be to you?

Got to reach my friends lace as early as possible and Im wearing the worst dress!
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 06:17 am
Why worry, your friends are probably more interested in your lace underwear than your dress.

I'm going to watch Roger Federer's semi-final at Wimbledcon tonight.
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 01:11 pm
Assuming you're sober enough to turn on the TV.

Flying back to LA shortly for a gala July 4th celebration.
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Reply Fri 3 Jul, 2009 04:59 pm
Any excuse to get drunk and plastered.

I'm attending a Golden Wedding Anniversary Dinner on Sunday.
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Reply Sat 4 Jul, 2009 01:26 pm
It won't be so Golden if you're there.

I am back in sunny California preparing for this evenings fireworks.
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2009 04:49 pm
Fireworks will be caused by your girlfriend after finding out about your latest philandering.

I'll try to manage time for an indoor swim today.
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2009 09:07 pm
3 laps in the bathtub. Whew!

I attended a nice fireworks display in Malibu last night.
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Reply Sun 5 Jul, 2009 09:53 pm
They do make paper shredders Nick.

Returning a faulty item tomorrow.
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Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2009 10:03 am
I didn't think brains could be returned.

I'm off for the next few days.
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Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2009 04:08 pm
Off the planet smoking grass you mean.

Going to buy myself a nice outfit today.
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Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2009 04:54 pm
Pink pants, green bow tie and a blue blazer. Looks great on you!

I did some surfing today.
 

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