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Reply Tue 16 Jun, 2009 06:31 pm
Be careful they don't mistake you for an escaped animal and lock you up like they did last time.

I got a phone call from Xaviera Hollander.
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Reply Wed 17 Jun, 2009 12:44 am
Yea I can imagine, you didn't pay the Dutch hooker during your last visit to Amsterdam, she wants your money.

I'm eating out at KFC's tonight.

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Reply Wed 17 Jun, 2009 08:46 am
Putting on your best suit and tails for this one, eh?

I may be going to Amsterdam in August after I'm done here in Seattle.
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Reply Wed 17 Jun, 2009 04:04 pm
I'm sure Xaviera Hollander will welcome you with open arms.

My day will be taken up with meetings in the City later on.
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Reply Wed 17 Jun, 2009 06:21 pm
Down at Police Headquarters no doubt.

I just worked out at a very fine health club and now it's on to work.
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Reply Sun 21 Jun, 2009 12:47 am
I check my health first if I were you, no doubt that club was a massage parlour.

Late Sunday afternoon here, time to throw some shrimps on the barbie and open a bottle of beer.
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Reply Mon 22 Jun, 2009 11:24 am
Whenever we Americans want to make fun of Aussies we say "time to throw some shrimps on the barbie and open a bottle of beer".

I can't find any hot springs here in Seattle so I'm using the health club hot tub.
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Reply Sat 27 Jun, 2009 04:51 pm
Your interest in hot tubs is confined to hot chicks and hot sex you sleaze bag.

My neighbour is on vacation and I'm looking after her pets, keeps me quite busy.
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Reply Sun 28 Jun, 2009 04:43 pm
Busy? That's a good ten minutes out of your day! You can spend the rest of the day relaxing.

My girlfriend has joined me here in Seattle for a week or so.
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Reply Tue 30 Jun, 2009 12:31 am
Obviously she wants to keep an eye on what you're up to.

The weather is absolutely atrocious outside, so I'm staying indoors close to the fire tonight.
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Reply Tue 30 Jun, 2009 12:04 pm
McDonalds must be closed.

My strawberry patch was taken out by a new gang of birds in less then three hours.
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Reply Tue 30 Jun, 2009 01:28 pm
As you sat there watching them. Yet another gardening failure for you.

I spent the day yesterday in Canada.
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Reply Tue 30 Jun, 2009 04:23 pm
No doubt drunk and took the wrong turn at the border.

Heading into town shortly to attend a seminar on mining investments.
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Reply Tue 30 Jun, 2009 08:59 pm
Dutchy,....with that bag of dirt,....you may have enough to purchase one seed. Now where you going to plant it,...you sold all your dirt.

My house will be turned upside down Saturday.
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Reply Tue 30 Jun, 2009 09:32 pm
That would be the only way to clean it.

When I get home I must harvest my tomatoes.
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Reply Wed 1 Jul, 2009 05:15 pm
One shrivelled tomato and you call that a 'harvest'.

My mining investment seminar was an outstanding success, and my portfolio looks very promising.
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Reply Thu 2 Jul, 2009 05:49 am
promising for what - you may want to explain!
Im having pretty lonely days..
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Reply Thu 2 Jul, 2009 06:03 am
I'm not surprised with a face like yours. Shocked

I'm going to have lunch in an Indian restaurant tomorrow.
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Reply Thu 2 Jul, 2009 06:15 am
After exploiting Australian food resources..you are turning to poor India as well!!
Im counting the minutes..
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Reply Thu 2 Jul, 2009 11:06 am
Such a fun hobby! Let me know when you get to 100,000.

No work today. Heading out to Vashon Island for lunch.
 

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