Your neighbor's house is burning, and you're glued to your TV set? You're a world-class, gold medal, couch potato. I hope you at least called the fire department for them, you lazy, callous bum.
Going down to the river to scrub your laundry against the rocks? Going to buy new lightbulbs so you won't be sitting in the dark every night? Planning on changing your underwear and your socks?
