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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2008 08:08 pm
Villagers driving you out, are they? Hope they've sharpened their pitchforks!

going to be a busy / fun week end
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2008 08:20 pm
You call twiddling your thumbs a fun weekend, be active and do something energetic you couch potato.

Tasting some vintage port will be a blessing tomorrow afternoon.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2008 08:27 pm
Just the thing for a sot like you! Just try not to embarrass those around you with your antics.

Just watching the end of E.T. with my son.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2008 08:32 pm
Is that your limit E.T, might as well watch Tom and Jerry, much more educational for your son.

Going to make myself some lunch, getting hungry after all this computer work.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2008 09:02 pm
Once a glutton, always a glutton! Gonna have one of those dagwood sandwiches for an appetizer and wash it down with some alcohol, you big slobbering drunken buffoon!

Should tend to son's bed time.
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Johnmg
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2008 09:15 pm
I see said the blind man who fell when he slipped on the ice
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2008 09:20 pm
devriesj wrote:
Once a glutton, always a glutton! Gonna have one of those dagwood sandwiches for an appetizer and wash it down with some alcohol, you big slobbering drunken buffoon!

Should tend to son's bed time.

You talk like a zombie, don't you think it is your bedtime as well.

Big footy game about to start, will have my eyes glued to the telly.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 16 May, 2008 10:06 pm
That's where you belong, tubby ... watching others play sports.


I'm going on a long hike tomorrow.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2008 01:25 am
No doubt down to the local pub.

About dinner time here.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 17 May, 2008 03:34 pm
It's always about dinner time there fat boy.


I might go sailing tomorrow.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 19 May, 2008 03:23 am
Don't forget your life jacket you may need it city slicker.

Worked in the garden all day and about to put my feet up.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 20 May, 2008 11:22 pm
Just don't put them up where anyone can smell them!


I did some underwater photography this past weekend
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 20 May, 2008 11:41 pm
Was that what you were doing with the camera in the bath tub!

Won $12.00 at the Casino yesterday for a 25cent outlay.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 09:07 am
My aren't you a catch! A big fat slob who can now add gambling to his resume. Hey, big spender! Rolling Eyes

Going to get some flowers to plant in the garden today.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 02:49 pm
Well don't forget to pay for them this time you kleptomaniac.

Helping my neighbour today to install some big water tanks she has bought.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 05:18 pm
Might as well use all that tonnage to push the thing to where it belongs. You know that's why she asked you, don't you? you disgusting sumo-sized tub o'lard!

Actually spending a quiet early evening after supper.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 05:34 pm
I know what you're working on you alluring jezebel.

Going into my garden shortly and do some spadework.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 05:48 pm
It's going to take you at least a short while to get that arse up out of your chair!

Thinking about studying or reading a book.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 05:52 pm
Thinking about it is about as far as you probably get you git.

Going to surp[rise my wife and wash the dishes.
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devriesj
 
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Reply Wed 21 May, 2008 05:55 pm
It's a long way to the kitchen for you from getting your big behind up to there! Plus, your spelling stinks!(surp[rise) Question Exclamation

It's gotten cloudy and chilly. Sad
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