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Mark Twain on Christianity

 
 
izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2015 05:46 am
@Patches,
Patches wrote:

Mark Twain once wrote, "It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt."


Takes one to know one. (Attrib. Homer Simpson.)
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FBM
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2015 06:13 am
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/11110864_935893269778909_4360145188437486412_n.jpg
Patches
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2015 09:06 am
@Setanta,
Quote:
Yeah . . . you know it all, right Bubba?
You assumed that I didn't already know that Abraham Lincoln had said it as well. You done made an ass out of yourself. Now, that's hilarious! Laughing
raprap
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2015 09:09 am
Twain still matters.

A connection Between Mark Twain and Thurgood Marshall.

http://bookhaven.stanford.edu/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mark-twain.jpg

http://www.shelfactualization.com/2013/08/how-mark-twain-gave-us-thurgood-marshall.html

Rap
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2015 01:53 pm
@FBM,
Voltaire beat him to it; but who cares?
Insightful, anyway.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2015 04:50 pm
@Patches,
Not at all. You didn't mention Lincoln or scripture.

As usual, you're pretending you know it all. I don't believe you. All religious types lie as a matter of policy.
FBM
 
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Reply Thu 30 Apr, 2015 08:21 pm
@neologist,
neologist wrote:

Voltaire beat him to it; but who cares?
Insightful, anyway.


Somebody else probably beat Voltaire to it, too, but maybe nobody wrote it down. It's a pretty common observation.

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Patches
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2015 08:22 am
@Setanta,
Quote:
Not at all. You didn't mention Lincoln or scripture.

As usual, you're pretending you know it all. I don't believe you. All religious types lie as a matter of policy.
I didn't have to mention it. And I never claimed to know it all either.

Lying is a sin, so religious types try harder not to lie than others.
FBM
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2015 08:37 am
@Patches,
Patches wrote:

Quote:
Not at all. You didn't mention Lincoln or scripture.

As usual, you're pretending you know it all. I don't believe you. All religious types lie as a matter of policy.
I didn't have to mention it. And I never claimed to know it all either.

Lying is a sin, so religious types try harder not to lie than others.


http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/coffeescreen.gif

And immediately after:



http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/rofl2.gif
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FBM
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2015 08:42 am
@Patches,
Quote:
It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
Jonathan Swift
Irish essayist, novelist, & satirist (1667 - 1745)
neologist
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2015 11:48 am
@Patches,
I'll cut you some slack on that one, Patch.
It's a rough audience tonight.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2015 03:39 pm
@Patches,
Rolling Eyes
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thack45
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2015 04:37 pm
@FBM,
Nice. That one's going on the list
Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2015 04:38 pm
@Patches,
Patches wrote:
Lying is a sin, so religious types try harder not to lie than others.


Ah-hahahhahahahahahahahahaha . . .

You must think people are really, really stupid. What about your bullshit cliams to have photographs of the "holy spirit." Those were lies, pure and simple.
FBM
 
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Reply Fri 1 May, 2015 04:51 pm
@thack45,
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/tiphat.gif
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Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 02:36 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
You must think people are really, really stupid. What about your bullshit cliams to have photographs of the "holy spirit." Those were lies, pure and simple.
As God is my witness...I spoke the truth!
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 03:25 pm
@Patches,
Ah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . .
Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 04:37 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
Ah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . .
Mind blower isn't it?...I show you a photograph of the Holy Spirit...absolute mind blower!
neologist
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 04:39 pm
@Patches,
Your chin must be made of iron as well.
Patches
 
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Reply Mon 4 May, 2015 05:12 pm
@neologist,
Quote:
Your chin must be made of iron as well.
"float like a butterfly and sting like a bee." - Muhammad Ali
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