Run Home Fast Squinney

here comes the judge!

Nothing seems to surprise me anymore (sigh)!

Hey, them're MY people, bear!

What's the big deal about a judge jerking off at work? I suspect a lot of the people around here are jerking off at work. It would certainly explain a lot. The taxi driver who won't pull up to pick up his fare when he's next in line at the airport? Probably busy below the dash. The checkout girls at the grocery store who are mysteriously absent when the lines are 15 deep at the only two open registers? No doubt they're in the back room, doing each other with the vegetable sprayers. And the clerks at the post office? I'd bet money they've got Hustler mags in the john. They take the longest breaks I've ever seen.

And how did you know about the vegetable sprayer trick there Eva?

I guess we know where Eva worked part itme in high school now.....Food Lion :wink:

Actually, I worked at a diner specializing in cream pies. No lie.

(No, you may NOT steal that idea for your book.)

That vegetable sprayer thing kinda stopped me in my tracks, too. That sure doesn't sound like a random thought. :wink:

Well, it was. I have a very active imagination.

LOL!!!!!!!!! Eva, you wild thing ;-) Hey, where's my spray bottle Miss. Cream Pie?

"specializing in cream pies"???

My youre awful quiet this evening....

Was notified today that I have to prepare a big proposal and a presentation for 8 a.m. tomorrow. Am still up working on it.

I'll hafta get that vegetable sprayer to you tomorrow, Montana. Sorry. I know this damned project of mine probably ruined your plans for tonight.

Miss Cream Pie?...Hmmm....I think I like that.
I have been in a very wicked mood today. Can you tell?!

Yes!

Sorry, Craven. I am better today. (A little.)

What's the sorry for? Can't a girl have a little fun around here ;-)

God, I hope so! That's why I'm here!!

Just wanted to make sure Craven was okay with it, and that I hadn't said anything that would violate the TOS.

I didn't, did I?

Huh? TOS? No, but I was worried. You were worked up something bad.

Then I realized you are female and remembered how the hormones can go all out of whack at any given moment, that allayed a lot of my concern.

Eva
I didn't see you saying anything wrong anywhere and we love you no matter what (((Hug))) ;-) Have you seen my moods by any chance? (evil grin)

Craven
LOL! How did I know you were gonna say something like that.

Thanks, Craven. I must have had another of those damned hot flashes. I knew you'd understand.