Creative Genius Driven By Distraction

I can unequivocally attest to the full veracity of the conclusions offered by this research that creativity is linked to the inability to filter irrelevant sensory information.

For example, my wife's daily requests to take out the garbage and put the dishes in the dishwasher have clearly prohibited me from accessing the creativity needed to complete my musical masterpieces.

Thus I toil in artistically frustrated obscurity like so many of us married men here on this enlightened forum, and I for one need to be exempted from the irrelevant sensory information of my wife's daily reminders to reach my true creative potential.

I think you should sue her for destruction of creative drive, I do.

I would but she prefers a standard, so there is no drive at all (or at least none left).

I had a creative drive once. Nearly went off the road and into a ditch.

What a coincidence. I have spells of creative spelling.