tearing up old love letters from Ozzy Osbourne
uttering sweet nothings to Ozzy Osbourne
Vice President Dick Cheney's cousin Eustus
Whoopi Goldbergs neighbor
Yasser Arafat's hairdresser
allowing my self to give up, goddammit
bathing naked in a hot tub on my front lawn
caught on camera working in the red night district
caught on camera working in the red night district
debugging the Russian Embassy in return for a few blini and a bowl of borscht.
Eating macaroni and cheese
interested in going sky diving with Britney Spears
just me, I am me, myself and I, I can have a party and a six pack of beer and a bag of UTZ chips and we are all happy.
(does that mean you aren't you, jtf?
)
Koala breeder who eschews all Hollywood offers
I am not just me,
I am me, my self and I. three people (at least)
i,j,k,i?
i'll take on l
(i am not) loathing lifesaver's popsicles
