Rough patch. What is it?

Well, one is caused by the wife insisting on giving the husband a home haircut, causing numerous rough spots, particularly on the tufty bit of the crown.

The other is the supposed G Spot, which most husbands search for years to find, but after decades and with the aid of various torches and magnifying glasses, usually give up, call it a day and divert their energies to restoring old cars.

The opposite of honeymoon phases, I presume:

Rough Patches

ROFLMAO

Should I start a new thread called
Where is a G-spot?
No, seriously? Where? Will google it...

Easy solution - just get a flowbee - part of a good marriage is looking for good solutions to avoid these rough patches.

See the boy is smiling - he wanted that haircut.